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HolyCount

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« on: 09 June 2008, 20:47:20 »
You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on), and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.
Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





Answer:

* Get off the merry-go-round, you're pissed *
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 09 June 2008, 20:49:35 »
ha bloody ha

 ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 09 June 2008, 23:21:05 »
It just gets worse & worse!!!! :D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 09 June 2008, 23:55:28 »
 ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 09 June 2008, 23:58:17 »
Hat, coat and exit stage right.  :y
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« Reply #5 on: 10 June 2008, 00:34:48 »
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Hat, coat and exit stage right.  :y

It wasn't quite that bad..... :-/
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 10 June 2008, 08:46:50 »
Good one  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 10 June 2008, 11:22:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Been there, fallen over it!
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