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Author Topic: Average number of wives of OOFers  (Read 7098 times)

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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #45 on: 26 March 2014, 13:43:47 »
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:56:38
Quote from: cem on 25 March 2014, 17:54:29
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:45:47
Quote from: cem on 25 March 2014, 17:38:18
Quote from: Emd on 25 March 2014, 17:24:26
2 and never again  >:(




sshhht.. never say never ;D


Single life for me now ...ive done my sentance  :P


 ;D ;D

put advert in shop window for a maid/lady that does. ;D

Emd, you iron, you cook , you clean .. please re-think :-\

Cheaper to get a maid do it , washing piled high .. eat out of plastic  :y
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #46 on: 26 March 2014, 14:59:09 »
Quote from: Bigron on 26 March 2014, 09:24:24
Why did you make me think about this? 50 years in October!
I would have needed to have done at least two murders to have been given a sentence like that!
I am open to offers if anyone wants to swap MIG spares for her?
I need an A35 autobox........

Ron.


 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #47 on: 26 March 2014, 15:52:27 »
Quote from: Bigron on 26 March 2014, 09:24:24
Why did you make me think about this? 50 years in October!
I would have needed to have done at least two murders to have been given a sentence like that!
I am open to offers if anyone wants to swap MIG spares for her?
I need an A35 autobox........

Ron.
Pictures please, Ron.
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #48 on: 26 March 2014, 16:03:23 »
What, and reduce my chances of getting a gearbox, STEMO?!!!
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #49 on: 26 March 2014, 19:20:43 »
1 for over 20 years
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #50 on: 26 March 2014, 19:21:20 »
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #51 on: 26 March 2014, 19:56:35 »
just in the process of getting rid of wife no.1 after 2 happy years
(and 18 f****ng miserable ones)
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #52 on: 26 March 2014, 19:57:47 »
None yet...

Any volunteers :-\
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #53 on: 26 March 2014, 20:06:40 »
Quote from: Lagondanet on 25 March 2014, 14:14:04
I'll go first - 2
How do you get rid of the bodies?  ;D

No wives here, never felt the need to have a piece of paper.
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #54 on: 26 March 2014, 20:20:20 »
Had one got rid no likey on number two now still no likey, sessions on a couch once a week with lady shrink very likey.  ;D ;D
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #55 on: 26 March 2014, 21:16:36 »
Do borrowed ones count?  :-X  ;)
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #56 on: 27 March 2014, 18:50:43 »
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #57 on: 27 March 2014, 19:05:53 »
Quote from: bigegg on 26 March 2014, 19:56:35
just in the process of getting rid of wife no.1 after 2 happy years
(and 18 f****ng miserable ones)
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #58 on: 27 March 2014, 20:28:59 »
Quote from: bigegg on 26 March 2014, 19:56:35
just in the process of getting rid of wife no.1 after 2 happy years
(and 18 f****ng miserable ones)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Average number of wives of OOFers
« Reply #59 on: 27 March 2014, 20:55:37 »
Quote from: Taxi Al on 26 March 2014, 19:57:47
None yet...

Any volunteers :-\

I'm available but fat and ugly I'm afraid. ;D
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