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[Stemo]

A young lad just knocked on my door trying to sign people up to shelter. He looked as fed up and disenchanted as the lad who knocked last week. This gave me an idea.
I'm going to start a new charity. We are going to collect money for poor, young people who knock on doors collecting for charity. I'll start my pitch with 'They work long hours in all weathers and are lucky if they can afford beans on toast when they get home'.


I'll post up the scam email I'm setting up details later. Please give generously.

[btc]

I have a mate who does this for the RSPCA and gets paid £8 an hour weather he collects anything or not 

[Stemo]

I have a mate who does this for the RSPCA and gets paid £8 an hour weather he collects anything or not

That's the way it should work.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'll have to send my 'donation' by courier Uncle STEMO, pm your address and I get 'Shaun' to drop it round!