Well went into work today expecting to be placed on garden leave or suspended due to some nasty and unfounded claims made against me last weekend...
Sure as I walk in the office at 6:40 am the boss is there (Very unlike him to be there before 09:00, let alone 07:00
I asks me to "come for a walk"
"John, I dont like having to do this, but I feel I must to be fair on you and tell you to your face"
My heart sinks, I've already got the speach planned, though I wanted to give in front of the office about how can a company that lets me deal with half million of fraud one day can accuse me of robbing £40 quid the next ect ect, I'm ready to resign before taking the suspenion, getting ready for him to drop the bomb I say
"Don't like having to do what?"
He takes a deep breath...
"Let you go..."
I'm gob smacked, sacked, over some lying little toe rag
He must see my disbeleave ast what he is telling me....
"Which would you prefere, Vegas or New York? , I'm putting your name forward for the new BI jobs opening there if you fancy it, but I really don't want to lose you from the UK... btw you can stop shitting your self now"
I really like my boss, but he can be a right bastard
