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Joke - over 18s only.
« on: 15 June 2008, 22:10:11 »
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.

So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.

So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.

The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so annoyed he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What is your problem! I said I needed a hand saw!".

The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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Re: Joke - over 18s only.
« Reply #1 on: 15 June 2008, 22:12:00 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - over 18s only.
« Reply #2 on: 15 June 2008, 22:12:29 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Joke - over 18s only.
« Reply #3 on: 15 June 2008, 22:14:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - over 18s only.
« Reply #4 on: 15 June 2008, 22:14:53 »
Brilliant james any more ;D ;D ;D :y :-*
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Re: Joke - over 18s only.
« Reply #5 on: 15 June 2008, 22:16:11 »
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Brilliant james any more ;D ;D ;D :y :-*

I've known one for a long time that would really make your sides ache... but... alas I think it's more appropriate for a meet, after a few tins, rather than the forum...
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Re: Joke - over 18s only.
« Reply #6 on: 15 June 2008, 22:20:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D Now, that made me laugh out loud, `brilliant! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke - over 18s only.
« Reply #7 on: 15 June 2008, 22:31:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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