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I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« on: 29 May 2014, 10:39:38 »
£37 all in. I'm pleased with that. I also have the satisfaction of a job well done.

As the beautiful Mrs Opti ripped it from my grasp she gave me a look that said  "If you ever say that you find my bitch of a sister attractive again, you're a dead man".

It's good to be back to normal once more...... ;) ;D ;D ;D 
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #1 on: 29 May 2014, 10:45:50 »
 ;D You could always say her mother is tidy , see how that goes !
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #2 on: 29 May 2014, 10:49:29 »
Quote from: redelitev6 on 29 May 2014, 10:45:50
;D You could always say her mother is tidy , see how that goes !

...oh yes. Great idea :y :y

Thinking about it now, my MIL is a real cougar. :-* :-* :-*
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #3 on: 29 May 2014, 11:25:52 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 29 May 2014, 10:49:29
Quote from: redelitev6 on 29 May 2014, 10:45:50
;D You could always say her mother is tidy , see how that goes !

...oh yes. Great idea :y :y

Thinking about it now, my MIL is a real cougar. :-* :-* :-*

hold tight here we go again..
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #4 on: 29 May 2014, 11:37:42 »
It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet....  :-\  ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 29 May 2014, 12:05:34 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 11:37:42
It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet....  :-\  ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\
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« Reply #6 on: 29 May 2014, 12:26:36 »
Quote from: Taxi Al on 29 May 2014, 12:05:34
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 11:37:42
It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet....  :-\  ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\

Maybe he's in denial?  :-\
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #7 on: 29 May 2014, 12:38:17 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 12:26:36
Quote from: Taxi Al on 29 May 2014, 12:05:34
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 11:37:42
It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet....  :-\  ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\

Maybe he's in denial?  :-\

I can assure you both that I still have my balls.

They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are  in full working order. ::) ::) :)
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« Reply #8 on: 29 May 2014, 13:14:09 »
Glad to hear it!  :y

I'm sure the ladies of Lincolnshire tremble with anticipation/fear* when they hear that Lord Dr Opti is on the prowl!  :P  ;D

* Delete as appropriate.
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #9 on: 29 May 2014, 13:45:28 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 29 May 2014, 10:39:38
£37 all in. I'm pleased with that. I also have the satisfaction of a job well done.

As the beautiful Mrs Opti ripped it from my grasp she gave me a look that said  "If you ever say that you find my bitch of a sister attractive again, you're a dead man".

It's good to be back to normal once more...... ;) ;D ;D ;D

A job well done  :) You can rest at ease knowing whatever gets thrown at you can be fixed in a jiffy  :P
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« Reply #10 on: 29 May 2014, 13:51:19 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 29 May 2014, 12:38:17
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 12:26:36
Quote from: Taxi Al on 29 May 2014, 12:05:34
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 11:37:42
It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet....  :-\  ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\

Maybe he's in denial?  :-\

I can assure you both that I still have my balls.

They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are  in full working order. ::) ::) :)
That's not what your wife told me, Sad Sack. :P
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #11 on: 29 May 2014, 14:01:44 »
Quote from: STEMO on 29 May 2014, 13:51:19
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 29 May 2014, 12:38:17
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 12:26:36
Quote from: Taxi Al on 29 May 2014, 12:05:34
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 11:37:42
It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet....  :-\  ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\

Maybe he's in denial?  :-\

I can assure you both that I still have my balls.

They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are  in full working order. ::) ::) :)
That's not what your wife told me, Sad Sack. :P

They may swing lower than in my youth but that's a bit harsh.... ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 29 May 2014, 14:13:21 »
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #13 on: 29 May 2014, 19:51:23 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 29 May 2014, 12:38:17
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 12:26:36
Quote from: Taxi Al on 29 May 2014, 12:05:34
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 11:37:42
It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet....  :-\  ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\

Maybe he's in denial?  :-\

I can assure you both that I still have my balls.

They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are  in full working order. ::) ::) :)
I can desperately close to losing my left gonad in a bet with a work colleague, who said his home PC was not allowing him to view any secure webpages, or do Windows update or AV updates.

TB: "I bet my left gonad that the date is wrong"

Fortunately, the next day, he confirmed my gonad was safe, and it was a date problem. Phew!
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Re: I have now fixed the laptop for the witch.
« Reply #14 on: 29 May 2014, 22:21:11 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 29 May 2014, 19:51:23
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 29 May 2014, 12:38:17
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 12:26:36
Quote from: Taxi Al on 29 May 2014, 12:05:34
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 29 May 2014, 11:37:42
It seems surprising that Opti hasn't been castrated yet....  :-\ ;D
Now that you mention it... I don't think he's ever actually said :-\

Maybe he's in denial?  :-\

I can assure you both that I still have my balls.

They may have impacted against a 'female knee' on occasion, but I'm pleased to say they are  in full working order. ::) ::) :)
I can desperately close to losing my left gonad in a bet with a work colleague, who said his home PC was not allowing him to view any secure webpages, or do Windows update or AV updates.

TB: "I bet my left gonad that the date is wrong"

Fortunately, the next day, he confirmed my gonad was safe, and it was a date problem. Phew!


never bet on your gonads ;D :y
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