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I need to cut the grass
« on: 11 June 2014, 15:36:24 »
But can't remember where I left the mower....

*sigh* time to drive around looking for it
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #1 on: 11 June 2014, 15:40:05 »
Ive got some of it in my back garden, was a Flymo, cos if it was, it Flewell.
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #2 on: 11 June 2014, 16:57:05 »
Mr Admin man......When it comes to mowers there are three little words you should always remember.......Petrol....Petrol...Petrol.

Anything else is for girlies. :)
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #3 on: 11 June 2014, 17:44:31 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 15:36:24
But can't remember where I left the mower....

*sigh* time to drive around looking for it
let it grow i have  ;D ;D
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #4 on: 11 June 2014, 18:11:50 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 June 2014, 16:57:05
Mr Admin man......When it comes to mowers there are three little words you should always remember.......Petrol....Petrol...Petrol.

Anything else is for girlies. :)
I couldn't agree more.

Battlebus, the mobile storage unit, located and retrieved. Can't be arsed to cut the lawn now, tomorrow is another day ;D
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #5 on: 11 June 2014, 18:12:46 »
I probably need to fit a tracker to the Battlebus, to make locating it after I've abandoned it easier ;D
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #6 on: 11 June 2014, 18:35:14 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 18:12:46
I probably need to fit a tracker to the Battlebus, to make locating it after I've abandoned it easier ;D

Not strictly legal, but I'd get a couple of friends to steal it while you're in the pub, then claim on the insurance.

Like I say, not strictly legal...... ::) ::) ::) :)
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #7 on: 11 June 2014, 18:43:02 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 June 2014, 18:35:14
Quote from: TheBoy on 11 June 2014, 18:12:46
I probably need to fit a tracker to the Battlebus, to make locating it after I've abandoned it easier ;D

Not strictly legal, but I'd get a couple of friends to steal it while you're in the pub, then claim on the insurance.

Like I say, not strictly legal...... ::) ::) ::) :)
I think I'll have to fix it first, if they need a fast getaway...
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #8 on: 11 June 2014, 19:03:28 »
Chuck petrol on it and burn it  :)
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #9 on: 11 June 2014, 19:04:38 »
Quote from: Emd on 11 June 2014, 19:03:28
Chuck petrol on it and burn it  :)
Might want to wait until the garage is built, so TB can empty all his stuff out of it ;D
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #10 on: 11 June 2014, 22:02:01 »
I went to strim an overgrown garden today, but my petrol strimmer died!  >:(  and I ended up doing it with a hook!  ::)  :(

O for a powerful enough electric strimmer that could deal with brambles!!  ;)  :y
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #11 on: 11 June 2014, 22:04:37 »
Buy a goat, tie it to a post and move it every few days :y
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #12 on: 11 June 2014, 22:06:50 »
Quote from: Monsieur Guffer on 11 June 2014, 22:04:37
Buy a goat, tie it to a post and move it every few days :y

Mmmmm roast goat!  :-*  :y
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #13 on: 11 June 2014, 22:08:54 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 11 June 2014, 22:06:50
Quote from: Monsieur Guffer on 11 June 2014, 22:04:37
Buy a goat, tie it to a post and move it every few days :y

Mmmmm roast goat!  :-*  :y

You spoilt the joke too early ::) ;D
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Re: I need to cut the grass
« Reply #14 on: 11 June 2014, 22:09:22 »
Use a chain to tether it, ropes are edible... ;D
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