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Audi drivers know best!
« on: 10 July 2014, 22:59:19 »

Made me laugh, apparently he's an expert in police driving  ;D

The fact that a police vehicle doesn't have to be using blue's & two's to claim a speed exemption clearly means little to him...

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/watch-moment-health-safety-advisor-7389158

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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #1 on: 10 July 2014, 23:12:21 »

And filmed himself to show a bullet hole in his windscreen.   ::)
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #2 on: 10 July 2014, 23:20:52 »

At what point did he realise just how retarded he is ;D

Using a hand held device whilst driving...3 points and a sixty pound fine
Driving over a ton... 6 points and an instant ban plus a fine
That stone chip is about four times larger than allowed, and is arguably in front of the wheel, where the tolerance is much lower :-\

What exactly is he annoyed about? The fact that they passed him or that they didn't pull him over :-\

Perhaps they had spotted a long wanted granny murdering, coke dealing rapist and were getting ready to pounce when that numpty screwed the whole thing up... not so clever now ::)

Presumably he'll be in court soon enough and being reduced to a bus pass...
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #3 on: 10 July 2014, 23:28:13 »

Does he not know the middle of the steering wheel? Looks like something is written on it  :-\
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #4 on: 10 July 2014, 23:34:37 »

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“I understand they have to be taught to ride at these speeds however I think from a safety point of view this posed a huge risk to drivers and major injury possibly death at those speeds to themselves on a busy motorway at rush hour.

.. Whereas having an irate bell end in an Audi up their @rse makes things so much safer. 
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #5 on: 10 July 2014, 23:43:43 »

Claimed his passenger did the filming aye? Bolleeeerx ;D
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #6 on: 10 July 2014, 23:48:53 »

What you don't see in front of the police bikes is the omega proving a point from this thread ;D ;D ;D

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/index.php?topic=124831.0

Tried to read what it says on his wheel looks like it says 'must remember I'm a cock'. :D :D :D
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #7 on: 10 July 2014, 23:58:27 »

Think it says "record of M/Cs" which suggests a set up :-\
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #8 on: 11 July 2014, 13:00:09 »

looks like it says record ur miles on the steering wheel.
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #9 on: 11 July 2014, 13:03:17 »

Yes, looks to say Record ur miles which hints at a company or pool vehicle....
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #10 on: 11 July 2014, 13:12:59 »

Ah...the M42 at Bromsgrove I know it well. :y

My favourite motorway is the M69. :y
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Re: Audi drivers know best!
« Reply #11 on: 11 July 2014, 13:25:25 »

Knob!  ::)


The Audi driver that is, not you Dr Opti!  :P
« Last Edit: 11 July 2014, 13:31:35 by Sir Tigger »
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« Reply #12 on: 11 July 2014, 14:42:31 »

Knob!  ::)


The Audi driver that is, not you Dr Opti!  :P

I've been called worse. ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 11 July 2014, 16:46:10 »

Knob!  ::)


The Audi driver that is, not you Dr Opti!  :P

I've been called worse. ;D

I'm sure.  ::)  :y
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« Reply #14 on: 11 July 2014, 16:49:35 »

Knob!  ::)


The Audi driver that is, not you Dr Opti!  :P

I've been called worse. ;D

I'm sure.  ::)  :y

.....and on a regular basis, too. ;) ;D
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