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Police Joke
« on: 19 June 2008, 20:52:29 »
Teacher at the local school asked her class to write essays about the police, in an effort to improve the kid's attitudes towards authority.

One little angel turned in his essay, which simply said "Coppers is bastids"

Concerned by this negative view of the local police she passes the essay to the local station. The Police Liason Officer, also concerned, arranges a community fun day and party, run by the police, for the local kids.

A few weeks later the teacher asks the kids to write another essay about the police.

This time the little angel hands in, "Coppers is cunning bastids"
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Re: Police Joke
« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2008, 20:55:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2008, 20:55:35 »
 ;D ;D Brilliant ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2008, 20:56:19 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 19 June 2008, 20:58:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y :y
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« Reply #5 on: 19 June 2008, 21:04:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 19 June 2008, 21:07:05 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 19 June 2008, 21:43:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y but very true
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« Reply #8 on: 19 June 2008, 21:45:54 »
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« Reply #9 on: 19 June 2008, 21:49:45 »
 ;D :y
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« Reply #10 on: 19 June 2008, 21:52:14 »
 :D 8-)
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« Reply #11 on: 19 June 2008, 21:54:23 »
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« Reply #12 on: 20 June 2008, 00:54:04 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Police Joke
« Reply #13 on: 20 June 2008, 01:10:33 »
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Hi Sluggi, Where abouts in South Yorkshie are you.  PM me if you dont wanna disclose in public.  :y
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« Reply #14 on: 20 June 2008, 01:16:05 »
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Hi Sluggi, Where abouts in South Yorkshie are you.  PM me if you dont wanna disclose in public.  :y

Not another one........................ :y
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