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Be careful using Superglue!
« on: 11 August 2014, 18:38:59 »


 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #1 on: 11 August 2014, 18:50:24 »
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #2 on: 11 August 2014, 19:05:58 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 August 2014, 18:50:24
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)

You're clearly not well Mr. Opti ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #3 on: 11 August 2014, 19:11:36 »
She's basically saying if it wont fill this gap dont bother.
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« Reply #4 on: 11 August 2014, 19:35:04 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 August 2014, 18:50:24
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)


Opti, you need new eye glasses .. asap ;D :y




or is that a new reason to hit wrong targets ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #5 on: 11 August 2014, 19:35:45 »
Quote from: zirk on 11 August 2014, 19:11:36
She's basically saying if it wont fill this gap dont bother.

If what won't fill this gap?...... ::) ::) ;D ;D
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #6 on: 11 August 2014, 19:41:06 »
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #7 on: 11 August 2014, 20:29:26 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 August 2014, 19:41:06
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*

You need to go to Specsavers if you would take lard ass over sex on legs Cameron Diaz. The attraction is propbably Angela is much more your age, where Cameron is much too young for you. :P ;D
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #8 on: 11 August 2014, 20:30:39 »
Quote from: zirk on 11 August 2014, 19:11:36
She's basically saying if it wont fill this gap dont bother.
;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 11 August 2014, 20:42:08 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 August 2014, 19:41:06
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*
Trouble is, those curves leave nowt to the imagination ::)

Less is more, as demonstrated by Miss Sex on legs herself, Judy Greer...

http://hollywoodlyrics.us/celebrity/female/Judy%20Greer%20Measurements,%20Bra%20Cup,%20Breasts,%20Hips,%20Body%20Size.jpg  :-*
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« Reply #10 on: 11 August 2014, 20:50:02 »
Never ever trust someone that uses excessive hand actions for no reason other than to somehow emphasise what they are saying. Never ever ever!

Just a little tip.  That was all really :)
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #11 on: 11 August 2014, 22:01:10 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 11 August 2014, 20:50:02
Never ever trust someone that uses excessive hand actions for no reason other than to somehow emphasise what they are saying. Never ever ever!

Just a little tip.  That was all really :)

Never ever ever trust a politician either. :y
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« Reply #12 on: 11 August 2014, 22:20:12 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 11 August 2014, 22:01:10
Quote from: chrisgixer on 11 August 2014, 20:50:02
Never ever trust someone that uses excessive hand actions for no reason other than to somehow emphasise what they are saying. Never ever ever!

Just a little tip.  That was all really :)

Never ever ever trust a politician either. :y

One and the same. Along with ceo's, bankers, and most top end BMW owners. Mostly the types with chauffeurs like the ones seen exiting London on the m4 at 3 in the afternoon.
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #13 on: 11 August 2014, 22:29:40 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 August 2014, 18:50:24
Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy. :)

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.  ::)   Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?  ???  :)
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Re: Be careful using Superglue!
« Reply #14 on: 11 August 2014, 22:31:49 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 11 August 2014, 20:29:26
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 11 August 2014, 19:41:06
You lot clearly have no taste in women.... ;D

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week. :-* :-* :-*

You need to go to Specsavers if you would take lard ass over sex on legs Cameron Diaz. The attraction is propbably Angela is much more your age, where Cameron is much too young for you. :P ;D

The thing is though that Opti could have a chance with Angela,but has bugger all chance with Miss Diaz  :D ;D
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