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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

You lot clearly have no taste in women....

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week.

You need to go to Specsavers if you would take lard ass over sex on legs Cameron Diaz. The attraction is propbably Angela is much more your age, where Cameron is much too young for you.

The thing is though that Opti could have a chance with Angela,but has bugger all chance with Miss Diaz 

I could pull Ms. Diaz........If I wanted to.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy.

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.     Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?   

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sir Tig.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy.

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.     Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?   

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sir Tig.

I might have... 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy.

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.     Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?   

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sir Tig.

I might have... 

I find that stiletto shoes leave nasty marks on my back.

[aaronjb]

Never ever trust someone that uses excessive hand actions for no reason other than to somehow emphasise what they are saying. Never ever ever!

Just a little tip.  That was all really

So trusting anyone Italian is pretty much out of the question for you then?

[05omegav6]

You lot clearly have no taste in women....

I'll take angelic Angela over the scrawny Cameron Diaz any day of the week.

You need to go to Specsavers if you would take lard ass over sex on legs Cameron Diaz. The attraction is propbably Angela is much more your age, where Cameron is much too young for you.

The thing is though that Opti could have a chance with Angela,but has bugger all chance with Miss Diaz 

I could pull Ms. Diaz........If I wanted to.

Only with a rope and towbar

[Sir Tigger KC]

Perhaps I'm odd but I find Angela Merkel strangely sexy.

I heard that the aristocracy had strange sexual preferences.     Do you like to be dominated by powerful women Opti?   

Don't knock it until you've tried it, Sir Tig.

I might have... 

I find that stiletto shoes leave nasty marks on my back.

I find that dominant women leave nasty marks on my wallet.    You know all about that though Opti!