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Suarez
« on: 20 August 2014, 19:43:07 »
Has vowed never to bite again and its all behind him  ::) Thing is defending against him gives him the edge as constantly keeping your distance to avoid a bite  :(
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #1 on: 20 August 2014, 20:03:14 »
I bet he said that the last two (three?) times, as well..
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #2 on: 20 August 2014, 20:59:17 »
I think he's had some therapy. Three rounds of mud wresting a hungry crocodile. ::) ::) ::)









Suarez won, bit the crocodiles head off. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #3 on: 20 August 2014, 21:03:18 »
The guy has mental health issues. :-\

He is not the full quid. :-\
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #4 on: 20 August 2014, 21:13:54 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 20 August 2014, 21:03:18
The guy has mental health issues. :-\

He is not the full quid. :-\

His problem is his favourite times of the day are mealtimes. He loves going for a bite. ;D
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #5 on: 20 August 2014, 21:21:32 »
Must have had his teeth removed, and remove his dentures while playing. ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #6 on: 20 August 2014, 22:39:03 »
Quote from: Emd on 20 August 2014, 19:43:07
Has vowed never to bite again and its all behind him  ::) Thing is defending against him gives him the edge as constantly keeping your distance to avoid a bite  :(
Bet that comes back to bite him in the arse  ;D
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #7 on: 20 August 2014, 23:58:14 »
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 21 August 2014, 08:29:14 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 20 August 2014, 23:58:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D

I think that Spain is one of the few European countries that still had Rabies. Is there some kind of link in that  ::)

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« Reply #9 on: 21 August 2014, 14:29:18 »
Quote from: chrisgixer on 20 August 2014, 23:58:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #10 on: 21 August 2014, 14:54:20 »
Quote from: STMO on 21 August 2014, 14:29:18
Quote from: chrisgixer on 20 August 2014, 23:58:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #11 on: 21 August 2014, 19:14:55 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 August 2014, 14:54:20
Quote from: STMO on 21 August 2014, 14:29:18
Quote from: chrisgixer on 20 August 2014, 23:58:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D



But not as slow as Rooney   ::)  ;D
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #12 on: 21 August 2014, 19:57:44 »
Quote from: Emd on 21 August 2014, 19:14:55
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 August 2014, 14:54:20
Quote from: STMO on 21 August 2014, 14:29:18
Quote from: chrisgixer on 20 August 2014, 23:58:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D



But not as slow as Rooney   ::)  ;D

Yep. Carrying £300,000  around with him each week is weighing him down. :)

If he couldn't kick a ball the thick bastard would be working on the cheese counter at Tesco for minimum wage. >:(
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #13 on: 21 August 2014, 20:00:08 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 August 2014, 19:57:44
Quote from: Emd on 21 August 2014, 19:14:55
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 August 2014, 14:54:20
Quote from: STMO on 21 August 2014, 14:29:18
Quote from: chrisgixer on 20 August 2014, 23:58:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D



But not as slow as Rooney   ::)  ;D

Yep. Carrying £300,000  around with him each week is weighing him down. :)

If he couldn't kick a ball the thick bastard would be working on the cheese counter at Tesco for minimum wage. >:(
You don't really like Wayne..do you Opti?  :-\
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Re: Suarez
« Reply #14 on: 21 August 2014, 20:11:52 »
Quote from: STMO on 21 August 2014, 20:00:08
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 August 2014, 19:57:44
Quote from: Emd on 21 August 2014, 19:14:55
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 21 August 2014, 14:54:20
Quote from: STMO on 21 August 2014, 14:29:18
Quote from: chrisgixer on 20 August 2014, 23:58:14
It's ok he's playing for Barcelona now. And as "we're" not in Europe he can bite as many as he likes IMO. ;D
Liverpool could end up playing Barcelona, surely he wouldn't have a munch on Steven Gerrard. :o

Gerrard is so slow and plodding these days that he would be easy to hunt down. ;D



But not as slow as Rooney   ::)  ;D

Yep. Carrying £300,000  around with him each week is weighing him down. :)

If he couldn't kick a ball the thick bastard would be working on the cheese counter at Tesco for minimum wage. >:(
You don't really like Wayne..do you Opti?  :-\

I don't like any overpaid nancy boy footballer. ;) How can someone with an I.Q in single figures possibly be worth £1.2 million a month?

Teachers...doctors .....nurses......engineers. These are the people we should value. Not brainless 'celebs'.... :-\

Rant over. :y ;D

Society is fooked. :-\ :D >:( ;)
 
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