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Author Topic: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.  (Read 2938 times)

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Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« on: 22 August 2014, 19:27:02 »
.......compensation came in the form of a 'comely big-titted wench' who, had she been wearing the appropriate clothing, could have come straight from a bawdy 18th century romp. :-* :-* :-* :-*

She looked looked a little like a younger version of Mrs Fox from Dads Army...... :D ;D

About 40 years younger. :y
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #1 on: 22 August 2014, 21:04:50 »
I'm sure as a spiritedly hot blooded octogenarian lord, you won't miss a drop. :P :y :y :y
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #2 on: 22 August 2014, 21:06:02 »
How many is that then?  :y


I've given 58 units  ;)
« Last Edit: 22 August 2014, 21:08:25 by Andy B »
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #3 on: 22 August 2014, 21:19:11 »
I really, really hope "life-force" means blood..
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #4 on: 22 August 2014, 21:39:58 »
Quote from: Andy B on 22 August 2014, 21:06:02
How many is that then?  :y


I've given 58 units  ;)

I can't compete with  numbers like that, Andy

A mere 15, I'm sorry to say. :-\
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #5 on: 22 August 2014, 21:41:15 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 22 August 2014, 21:19:11
I really, really hope "life-force" means blood..
So do I - if not 470ml - bloody hell  :o
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #6 on: 22 August 2014, 21:42:05 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 22 August 2014, 21:19:11
I really, really hope "life-force" means blood..
According to  Doctor Christian on Embarrassing Bodies, men produce about 2-5ml of the other 'lifeforce'..... ;)

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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #7 on: 22 August 2014, 21:51:34 »
Quote from: Andy B on 22 August 2014, 21:06:02
How many is that then?  :y


I've given 58 units  ;)

I've been giving an arm full on & off for the past 34 years  ;)
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #8 on: 22 August 2014, 21:54:53 »
Quote from: Andy B on 22 August 2014, 21:51:34
Quote from: Andy B on 22 August 2014, 21:06:02
How many is that then?  :y


I've given 58 units  ;)

I've been giving an arm full on & off for the past 34 years  ;)

Good on you, Andy. :y

I believe that Mr Jimbob is also a 50+ man.  One or two others on here also.
« Last Edit: 22 August 2014, 21:57:33 by Doctor Opti »
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #9 on: 22 August 2014, 21:59:01 »
Quote from: Andy B on 22 August 2014, 21:51:34
Quote from: Andy B on 22 August 2014, 21:06:02
How many is that then?  :y


I've given 58 units  ;)

I've been giving an arm full on & off for the past 34 years  ;)

You must be old enough to remember when donation was 'twice a year only'.
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #10 on: 22 August 2014, 22:01:37 »
It's always good fun to go to the pub for a few beers after giving blood!  :y
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #11 on: 22 August 2014, 22:02:34 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 22 August 2014, 21:59:01
Quote from: Andy B on 22 August 2014, 21:51:34
Quote from: Andy B on 22 August 2014, 21:06:02
How many is that then?  :y


I've given 58 units  ;)

I've been giving an arm full on & off for the past 34 years  ;)

You must be old enough to remember when donation was 'twice a year only'.

Yes .......... every 3 or 4 months now I think  :-\
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #12 on: 22 August 2014, 22:08:01 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 22 August 2014, 21:42:05
Quote from: aaronjb on 22 August 2014, 21:19:11
I really, really hope "life-force" means blood..
According to  Doctor Christian on Embarrassing Bodies, men produce about 2-5ml of the other 'lifeforce'..... ;)

A very good reason why not to play with automatic milking machines, that do not stop till they  contain 5 gallons................. :D :D :D
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #13 on: 22 August 2014, 22:13:32 »
Quote from: Vamps on 22 August 2014, 22:08:01
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A very good reason why not to play with automatic milking machines, that do not stop till they  contain 5 gallons................. :D :D :D

 :o :o ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Well, another 470ml of my lifeforce has been drained away.
« Reply #14 on: 22 August 2014, 22:17:56 »
Quote from: Vamps on 22 August 2014, 22:08:01
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 22 August 2014, 21:42:05
Quote from: aaronjb on 22 August 2014, 21:19:11
I really, really hope "life-force" means blood..
According to  Doctor Christian on Embarrassing Bodies, men produce about 2-5ml of the other 'lifeforce'..... ;)

A very good reason why not to play with automatic milking machines, that do not stop till they  contain 5 gallons................. :D :D :D

Maybe that's the real reason the EU are limiting the power of vacuum cleaners!  ::)  ;D
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