He was as in a flat bed transit. Passed him earlier driving like he didn't care what he hit. And so it proved.
Wasn't Duncan was it? 
No, now steady on, this happened in Sloufh, be fair.
Obviously I didn't agree with the other driver. But he did insist, and the fact he used to be a mechanic means he couldn't be wrong of course. All cars are designed to take an impact up to 10mph without damage, he told me.
But it gets better. I faked for his insurance details, so he gave me his address, saying he didn't have insurance details. He did give me a mobile. Which I rang on the spot. So he had my number and i had.... The number of the iphone he had in his pocket. I presume that's likely to be his.
He then demanded my address in return. To which I refused. No way was I giving my addess to a pikey looking opposer like him. You have the reg you have my number. I'm the one that needs the details, I said.
And shut my car door to leave. Which he opened again. Demanding and screaming are you leaving the scene. Yes, I replied and drove off only for him to punch thecside if the car while running after the car.
This was repeated at the next set of lights as he stopped, this time, behind me.
So to recap.
He drove into my car.
Claimed no damage.
Told me he was a mechanic.
So there can't became damage. Lol
Didn't apologise.
Sort of implied it was my fault at one point but couldn't really grasp exactly how.
Abused me for not giving details even though I had stopped and done so.
And to polish off, punched the side if the car twice.
Did I give him my address? Oppsing no i didn't
