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cleggy

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« on: 13 December 2014, 19:35:16 »
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)
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Re: WHY
« Reply #1 on: 13 December 2014, 19:37:19 »
It's far worse when your balls start to itch for no apparent reason.

You can't scratch your balls in front of the vicar. ;)
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« Reply #2 on: 13 December 2014, 19:44:41 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 13 December 2014, 19:37:19
It's far worse when your balls start to itch for no apparent reason.

You can't scratch your balls in front of the vicar. ;)
Get the vicar to scratch them for you.
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Re: WHY
« Reply #3 on: 13 December 2014, 19:51:57 »
You never nose when thats going to happen  :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 13 December 2014, 20:09:40 »
What do you lot know about sensible. ;D ;D ;D
P.S Don't scratch the two veg when using Araldite.  :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: WHY
« Reply #5 on: 13 December 2014, 21:49:36 »
Theres a valid reason why men scratch there balls. Its cus they can (Other than at the vicarage for tea)
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Re: WHY
« Reply #6 on: 14 December 2014, 08:38:56 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Like when washing up
Whats that then? Is that one of those pink jobs that happens in the kitchen?
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Re: WHY
« Reply #7 on: 14 December 2014, 08:41:03 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 December 2014, 08:38:56
Quote from: Cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Like when washing up
Whats that then? Is that one of those pink jobs that happens in the kitchen?
It's what that nice machine in the kitchen does when it's worki....OOPS! :-X
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Re: WHY
« Reply #8 on: 14 December 2014, 08:43:45 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 December 2014, 08:41:03
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 December 2014, 08:38:56
Quote from: Cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Like when washing up
Whats that then? Is that one of those pink jobs that happens in the kitchen?
It's what that nice machine in the kitchen does when it's worki....OOPS! :-X
That unit cleans more than just engine parts? :o
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« Reply #9 on: 14 December 2014, 08:53:26 »
Quote from: Cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D

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Re: WHY
« Reply #10 on: 14 December 2014, 08:55:43 »
Quote from: Rog on 14 December 2014, 08:53:26
Quote from: Cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D
Is that considered bad form then?
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Re: WHY
« Reply #11 on: 14 December 2014, 09:00:16 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 December 2014, 08:55:43
Quote from: Rog on 14 December 2014, 08:53:26
Quote from: Cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D
Is that considered bad form then?
If you go to the subtitled showings, you only have to mask the vibration against the seats, not the noise. :y
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« Reply #12 on: 14 December 2014, 09:11:54 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 December 2014, 09:00:16
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 December 2014, 08:55:43
Quote from: Rog on 14 December 2014, 08:53:26
Quote from: Cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D
Is that considered bad form then?
If you go to the subtitled showings, you only have to mask the vibration against the seats, not the noise. :y

I was thinking more about the aroma . . . . . .




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Re: WHY
« Reply #13 on: 14 December 2014, 09:13:33 »
After chopping chillies for your favourite curry, don't forget to wash your hands before going for a pee.....believe me, you will remember in future!

Ron.
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Re: WHY
« Reply #14 on: 14 December 2014, 10:10:51 »
Quote from: Rog on 14 December 2014, 09:11:54
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 14 December 2014, 09:00:16
Quote from: TheBoy on 14 December 2014, 08:55:43
Quote from: Rog on 14 December 2014, 08:53:26
Quote from: Cleggy on 13 December 2014, 19:35:16
Does your nose always itch when you can't scratch it. ??? ;D
Like when washing up, I was using epoxy resin today with latex gloves on and the itching started.
Sensible explanations only STMO. ;)

I suppose it's like always wanting to fart in the cinema then ?      ;D
Is that considered bad form then?
If you go to the subtitled showings, you only have to mask the vibration against the seats, not the noise. :y

I was thinking more about the aroma . . . . . .

.. as long as you maintain the illusion of being as shocked as everyone else.... ::)
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