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Al Murray MP?
« on: 14 January 2015, 18:18:01 »
It seems that Nigel Farage will be getting some stiff competition during the General Election, in the form of Al Murray the Pub Landlord in the race for the seat of South Thanet!  :y

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-30819779

Good on him I say and we need more people of his calibre standing for Parliament?  :y 

STMO The Dishonourable Member for Wakefield?  ::)  ;D
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« Reply #1 on: 14 January 2015, 18:20:25 »
I have a propensity for telling the truth. I'd be useless as an MP.
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« Reply #2 on: 14 January 2015, 18:42:40 »
Never mind the truth, do you drink a pint and smoke? ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 14 January 2015, 18:48:05 »
Quote from: Varche on 14 January 2015, 18:42:40
Never mind the truth, do you drink a pint and smoke? ;D
No and no.
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« Reply #4 on: 14 January 2015, 18:58:49 »
Green party?
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« Reply #5 on: 14 January 2015, 19:00:48 »
Quote from: Varche on 14 January 2015, 18:58:49
Green party?
Oh yes. I just adore that pompous Australian witch that defiles my tv screen periodically.
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« Reply #6 on: 14 January 2015, 19:15:54 »
There you are then , you could become her acolyte. :y
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« Reply #7 on: 14 January 2015, 19:16:57 »
Quote from: Varche on 14 January 2015, 19:15:54
There you are then , you could become her acolyte. :y
Hang on a mo while I look that up...
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« Reply #8 on: 14 January 2015, 19:19:03 »
Right. If you think I'm performing ceremonial duties for that fish-faced faggott, you're sadly mistaken!


If she put a bag over her head, I'd shag her, though. :y
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« Reply #9 on: 14 January 2015, 19:24:45 »
Quote from: STMO on 14 January 2015, 19:16:57
Quote from: Varche on 14 January 2015, 19:15:54
There you are then , you could become her acolyte. :y
Hang on a mo while I look that up...

Means :  Gofer  or  arse licker  . . .  in the South East Essex book of definitions  ;D ;D ;D

tempted STMO ? ;D ;D
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Re: Al Murray MP?
« Reply #10 on: 14 January 2015, 19:31:42 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 14 January 2015, 19:24:45
Quote from: STMO on 14 January 2015, 19:16:57
Quote from: Varche on 14 January 2015, 19:15:54
There you are then , you could become her acolyte. :y
Hang on a mo while I look that up...

Means :  Gofer  or  arse licker  . . .  in the South East Essex book of definitions  ;D ;D ;D

tempted STMO ? ;D ;D
Always, Al. You in tomorrow afternoon?  :-*
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Re: Al Murray MP?
« Reply #11 on: 14 January 2015, 19:38:09 »
Quote from: STMO on 14 January 2015, 19:31:42
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 14 January 2015, 19:24:45
Quote from: STMO on 14 January 2015, 19:16:57
Quote from: Varche on 14 January 2015, 19:15:54
There you are then , you could become her acolyte. :y
Hang on a mo while I look that up...

Means :  Gofer  or  arse licker  . . .  in the South East Essex book of definitions  ;D ;D ;D

Kin' 'ell   . . . STMO . . .  forgot I have to be careful with what I'm posting  :o :o     ;D ;D ;D


 

tempted STMO ? ;D ;D
Always, Al. You in tomorrow afternoon?  :-*
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