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wife and her bloody nesting
« on: 24 January 2015, 14:56:58 »
child number 5 is due in april YES 5 haha so now the bedroom needs decorateing and I hate the word,not only have I just had to endure taking her to bq on a Saturday ive had to take old cot down go in loft take telly off wall and when that wall is painted im gonna have to move 2 wardrobes and then go buy a new set of drawers from ikea(the last time I went to ikea I ended up chasing a bloke down the road ignorant tinker I hate the place  >:()good job I never caught him hahaha,ive been ill for 2 weeks having to use an inhaler and antibiotics and really cant be arsed but the annoying thing is and im waiting for it is she will have the cheek to say I do nothing  ???.....rant over  ;D
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #1 on: 24 January 2015, 15:11:42 »
Erm congratulations?
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #2 on: 24 January 2015, 15:21:04 »
Some form of 'safe sex' is far less stressful (so i'm told :D) ;D ;)
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #3 on: 24 January 2015, 15:25:31 »
Happy days ;D ;D
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #4 on: 24 January 2015, 15:36:06 »
i think she is milking me in my sleep  ::)
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #5 on: 24 January 2015, 19:32:49 »
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child number 5 is due in april YES 5
Two less than me then :P ;D
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #6 on: 24 January 2015, 20:00:23 »
Quote from: hercules on 24 January 2015, 14:56:58
child number 5 is due in april YES 5 haha so now the bedroom needs decorateing and I hate the word,not only have I just had to endure taking her to bq on a Saturday ive had to take old cot down go in loft take telly off wall and when that wall is painted im gonna have to move 2 wardrobes and then go buy a new set of drawers from ikea(the last time I went to ikea I ended up chasing a bloke down the road ignorant tinker I hate the place  >:()good job I never caught him hahaha,ive been ill for 2 weeks having to use an inhaler and antibiotics and really cant be arsed but the annoying thing is and im waiting for it is she will have the cheek to say I do nothing  ???.....rant over  ;D
Keep your flies buttoned, simples. :y
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #7 on: 24 January 2015, 20:16:14 »
Quote from: RobG on 24 January 2015, 19:32:49
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child number 5 is due in april YES 5
Two less than me then :P ;D

Wow.

I just watch TV. I find it helps me sleep.  ;D ;D
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #8 on: 25 January 2015, 09:36:52 »
Some of you guys need an appointment with a couple of these, I think!

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« Reply #9 on: 25 January 2015, 10:02:41 »
I've always found condoms are quite good for avoiding Female Nesting Syndrome.  ::)  :y
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #10 on: 25 January 2015, 11:59:18 »
did an Ashley peacock once hahaha I jumped off the table and couldn't go through with it and sometimes wish I had but then I wouldn't have what ive got now and in later years look at all the care I have  :D
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #11 on: 25 January 2015, 12:38:55 »
Quote from: hercules on 25 January 2015, 11:59:18
did an Ashley peacock once hahaha I jumped off the table and couldn't go through with it and sometimes wish I had but then I wouldn't have what ive got now and in later years look at all the care I have  :D
Unless they all decide to go on Wanted Down Under and bugger off. ???
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #12 on: 25 January 2015, 13:04:51 »
Quote from: hercules on 25 January 2015, 11:59:18
did an Ashley peacock once hahaha I jumped off the table and couldn't go through with it and sometimes wish I had but then I wouldn't have what ive got now and in later years look at all the care I have  :D

 ??? ??? ??? ??? Does any of that make any sense?  ;D ;D
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #13 on: 25 January 2015, 19:44:09 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 25 January 2015, 10:02:41
I've always found condoms are quite good for avoiding Female Nesting Syndrome.  ::)  :y

No............ iirc it's like eating a sweet with the wrapper on..................... :D :D :y
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Re: wife and her bloody nesting
« Reply #14 on: 25 January 2015, 19:47:12 »
Quote from: Vamps on 25 January 2015, 19:44:09
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 25 January 2015, 10:02:41
I've always found condoms are quite good for avoiding Female Nesting Syndrome.  ::)  :y

No............ iirc it's like eating a sweet with the wrapper on..................... :D :D :y
There's nothing sweet about my bell end.......so I've been told......hundreds of times.  ::)
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