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kris9128

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« on: 29 June 2008, 21:46:28 »
 Between 18 and 25, a woman is like Africa : wild, naturally beautiful and full of mysterious, fertile deltas.




- Between 26 and 34, a woman is like America : well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money.




- Between 35 and 44, a woman is like India : sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty.




- Between 45 and 54, a woman is like France : deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit.




- Between 55 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia : a lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.





- Between 61 and 65, a woman is like Russia : vast, with undefined frontier. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors.




- Between 66 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia : a glorious past, great conquests, but without a future.



- After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: many know its whereabouts, but no-one dares to venture there...




MALE GEOGRAPHY
- Between 15 and 90, a man is like Zimbabwe: ruled by a dick...
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Re: 1 last joke
« Reply #1 on: 29 June 2008, 21:49:00 »
after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!


 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 1 last joke
« Reply #2 on: 29 June 2008, 21:50:32 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 1 last joke
« Reply #3 on: 29 June 2008, 22:13:49 »
brilliant & how true. i like buggered like england. ha  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 29 June 2008, 22:15:28 »
pmfsl  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 29 June 2008, 22:15:36 »
 ;D ;D LMAO ;D ;D

 :y LOL :y
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Re: 1 last joke
« Reply #6 on: 29 June 2008, 22:16:43 »
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!


 ;D ;D ;D

so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 29 June 2008, 22:19:50 »
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!


 ;D ;D ;D


pmsl  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 29 June 2008, 22:20:10 »
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!


 ;D ;D ;D

so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D


I feel ill ........
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« Reply #9 on: 29 June 2008, 22:24:58 »
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!


 ;D ;D ;D

so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D
EW EW EW Toooo much info. ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 30 June 2008, 09:36:00 »
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!


 ;D ;D ;D

so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D






I can feel a section 3 coming on....  :o ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 30 June 2008, 11:54:53 »
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!


 ;D ;D ;D

so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D

As you should!  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #12 on: 30 June 2008, 12:21:41 »
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after 80 a woman is like the UK.... Buggered!


 ;D ;D ;D

so next time i'm buggering an 80 year old i'll think of england! ;D

have you never wondered if there are times when something that's funny in your head might be just a little toooo graphic for public consumption......????

we ALL had the same thought.....   (anyone who says different is a lying idiot) but the rest of us also went
" EUUUUWWWW  , gross out time , maybe i won't post that....... "


 ;D :y :y


Once again, this years prize for commitment in the cause of humour goes to Danny...


Mind you, I'm not sure that Sectioning in the pursuit of a joke is a great plan, but damn, it's a funny old world....  
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Re: 1 last joke
« Reply #13 on: 30 June 2008, 12:23:09 »
that sounded funnier and friendlier in my head,.....  


see, that's why I don't win these awards.....    
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« Reply #14 on: 30 June 2008, 14:03:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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