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[TheBoy]

Do you know....I am seriously thinking we 'seniors' should have a thread of our own. No-one under sixty can post. We can discuss things that these young whippersnappers can't comment on and ridicule us oldies.

Such as how to use Cruise Control?

Funny you should mention that as er-indoors called me last week to tell me my cruise control was not working as when she fit the set button it took off like a scolded cat.

Of course she was pressing the resume button and had totally lost the ability to operate cruise on all but her Barbie Bus.

This brings me great pleasure, knowing its not just me 

Seriously...I did not realise there was a resume button. That explains why mine takes off like the clappers. I thought it was an electrical fault.

Terbs, Mrs DTM doesn't count, as she's a girl, and we all know women are useless with technological things. That's why irons and washing machines only have one control.

[Terbs]

Oooh...Mrs Terbs got the hump over that one TB....went down like a lead balloon

[TheBoy]

Oooh...Mrs Terbs got the hump over that one TB....went down like a lead balloon

That's buggered my chances of a bacon bap at Wycome

[05omegav6]

Oooh...Mrs Terbs got the hump over that one TB....went down like a lead balloon

That's buggered my chances of a bacon bap at Wycome

Not to mention the chances of ever being offered a biscuit arrangement by Mrs DTM ever again...

[TheBoy]

Oooh...Mrs Terbs got the hump over that one TB....went down like a lead balloon

That's buggered my chances of a bacon bap at Wycome

Not to mention the chances of ever being offered a biscuit arrangement by Mrs DTM ever again...

I blew that years ago .  Still, I haven't had the door slammed in my face yet, which she told me she did to someone, so that's my next mission

[BazaJT]

At least I'd qualify for the "seniors"section if nothing else!

[Terbs]

It probably won't happen, Baza....the main forum would lose a wealth of knowledge and experience. Where the world would revolve around proper talk and not constant abbreviations, etc.
No mention of ipods, ipads, ipids ipeds, 3g, 5g, (whatever that is), We talk of pensions, gardening, those were the days, Hillman Imps, Ford Populars, Ford Consuls, where we kept the horse.......you get the drift
They would be lost without us.

[ted_one]

Furk me!! this is a bit depressing,no way am I going to stop wearing my baseball cap on back to front and calling everyone 'dude' and doing the 'no worries' hand sign at all the boy racers in their Corsas,Pugs and Fiestas.....know wat I meen geez

[05omegav6]

Furk me!! this is a bit depressing,no way am I going to stop wearing my baseball cap on back to front and calling everyone 'dude' and doing the 'no worries' hand sign at all the boy racers in their Corsas,Pugs and Fiestas.....know wat I meen geez

Aaayyyeee innit blud

[ted_one]

Actually.... I do find it quite relaxing driving around town in my Peruvian earflap hat,fluffy pink onesie and matching carpet slippers .... can't touch you for it

[EMD]

It probably won't happen, Baza....the main forum would lose a wealth of knowledge and experience. Where the world would revolve around proper talk and not constant abbreviations, etc.
No mention of ipods, ipads, ipids ipeds, 3g, 5g, (whatever that is), We talk of pensions, gardening, those were the days, Hillman Imps, Ford Populars, Ford Consuls, where we kept the horse.......you get the drift
They would be lost without us.

I had an ipad on my eye when i scratched the eyeball 

[Terbs]

Ahhhhhhh....yes, we talk the same language

Did I ever tell you about the time in 1960 when......ah, that's another story