Topic: Oh Cock! (Read 1546 times)

Sir Tigger KC · « **on:** 13 March 2015, 18:44:00 »

A lad in South Africa lost his penis when a circumcision went wrong.

Happily the clever Doctors have fitted him with a new one!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31876219

I wonder if he got a choice of penii and they came round with a colour/size chart? $:-\$

Anyway it's a happy ending for the lad and by all accounts he can have one as well!

The Sheriff · « **Reply #1 on:** 13 March 2015, 18:44:39 »

Left with just 1cm? There are a few on here would be made up with that.

PhilRich · « **Reply #2 on:** 13 March 2015, 20:16:21 »

I really feel for the lad

He started out with a 12" black mamba and has ended up with a 4" white slug. Mind you, he can still ~~take the~~piss, only not as far

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #3 on:** 13 March 2015, 20:56:42 »

Might have been a skinny little white boy who started out with a 4" slug and got a mamba!

EMD · « **Reply #4 on:** 13 March 2015, 23:14:25 »

Quote

"If you don't have a penis you are essentially dead

ronnyd · « **Reply #5 on:** 14 March 2015, 13:55:21 »

I wonder how the doner felt.

Sir Tigger KC · « **Reply #6 on:** 14 March 2015, 14:01:13 »

I wonder how the doner felt.

As above.

The Sheriff · « **Reply #7 on:** 14 March 2015, 18:56:30 »

I wonder how the doner felt.

Like a kebab.

Bigron · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 March 2015, 15:42:46 »

STMO, please accept the award for this year's most awful pun - I larfed jntil it hurt!

Ron.