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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Nothing special.....purely functional. A 'does what it says on the tin' kind of car. It's transport in the same way a bus or train is transport.

Dreary and ugly with it.

Truth be told it's about as exciting as STMO's bile green Astra. It is certainly no 'pussy moistener' that's for sure.

Luckily for me it's red......which is the most exciting aspect of the car.

[EMD]

cheap as chips

 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No.  Its far more dull than a 'Shaguar' and nothing like as expensive.

I imagine it has to be the the top ten list of boring cars.

As I say.....it's transport.

You wouldn't bother to turn and look at it as you walk away.

[The Sheriff]

No.  Its far more dull than a 'Shaguar' and nothing like as expensive.

I imagine it has to be the the top ten list of boring cars.

As I say.....it's transport.

You wouldn't bother to turn and look at it as you walk away.

Ah..a Vauxhall omega.

[Nick W]

Kia Sedona? Where the most exciting thing is wondering when the gearbox is going to fail.

[Sir Tigger KC]

Oh dear! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

All of the cars listed are far more exciting that what I have bought.

Still, it's reasonably cheap and practical. I'll bore you with the dreary details......big boot....good visibility....... two cup holders.

It's the sort of car you buy when you stop having sex and get an allotment.

[Marks DTM Calib]

Oh good its Japanese or another Merc (both considered retirement vehicles)

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Oh good its Japanese or another Merc (both considered retirement vehicles)

No.....on both counts.

I'm done with MB. Expensive and fragile.

Not as exciting as a Nipmobile.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No.  Its far more dull than a 'Shaguar' and nothing like as expensive.

I imagine it has to be the the top ten list of boring cars.

As I say.....it's transport.

You wouldn't bother to turn and look at it as you walk away.

Ah..a Vauxhall omega.

I do turn and look at my Omega.

[EMD]

Zafira mummy bus 

[The Sheriff]

No.  Its far more dull than a 'Shaguar' and nothing like as expensive.

I imagine it has to be the the top ten list of boring cars.

As I say.....it's transport.

You wouldn't bother to turn and look at it as you walk away.

Ah..a Vauxhall omega.

I do turn and look at my Omega.

Only to check it hasn't disintegrated overnight.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Zafira mummy bus 

Nope, Mr EMD.......Still too exciting. Think really dull.Terminally dull.


I'll bore the tit's off you some more.


24th July 2007......(07)

FMDSH ....serviced every year regardless of milege.

Two keys.....how exciting is that?

63,500 miles.

£2400.

[The Sheriff]

So...why buy it?

[deviator]

Volvo? Vectra?