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Re: Quack
« Reply #15 on: 15 June 2015, 00:06:02 »
Quote from: Harris K Telemacher on 15 June 2015, 00:02:19
Interesting choice for one who doesn't eat egg derived products, which to be clear includes poultry :D

It's just the things that drop out of their @rse I'm not keen on, TBH. ::)
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Re: Quack
« Reply #16 on: 15 June 2015, 12:24:21 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 15 June 2015, 00:06:02
Quote from: Harris K Telemacher on 15 June 2015, 00:02:19
Interesting choice for one who doesn't eat egg derived products, which to be clear includes poultry :D

It's just the things that drop out of their @rse I'm not keen on, TBH. ::)

Including other chicks ::)
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Re: Quack
« Reply #17 on: 15 June 2015, 12:37:24 »
Have you thought of a name?  ???   How about Peking?  :y
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Re: Quack
« Reply #18 on: 15 June 2015, 13:45:43 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 14 June 2015, 22:20:28
What is it? ::)


if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it must be a ........... :y
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Re: Quack
« Reply #19 on: 15 June 2015, 18:24:59 »
Like tunnie, my first thought when I saw the OP's pic was a nice chinky, with pancakes and plum sauce....
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Re: Quack
« Reply #20 on: 15 June 2015, 18:43:27 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 14 June 2015, 23:41:14
Don't forget to feed it some oranges, so it's oven ready. ::) ::) ::)

 ;D


Curried duck , never heard of that one though  :-\
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Re: Quack
« Reply #21 on: 15 June 2015, 20:36:46 »
Quote from: the alarming man on 15 June 2015, 13:45:43
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 14 June 2015, 22:20:28
What is it? ::)


if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it must be a ........... :y
Platypus.
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Re: Quack
« Reply #22 on: 15 June 2015, 20:40:02 »
Its now got a £10 paddling pool,straw,and food what she got it from the farm shop.. £16 total 
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Re: Quack
« Reply #23 on: 15 June 2015, 20:52:15 »
Quote from: Ex Sir Tigger on 15 June 2015, 12:37:24
Have you thought of a name?  ???   How about Peking?  :y
Bombay Duck? :D Probably works in a call centre. :P
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Re: Quack
« Reply #24 on: 15 June 2015, 23:11:17 »
Quote from: BIGtime on 15 June 2015, 20:40:02
Its now got a £10 paddling pool,straw,and food what she got it from the farm shop.. £16 total

Make sure you put it in a duck house at night or a cat or fox will have it for lunch.
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Re: Quack
« Reply #25 on: 15 June 2015, 23:26:34 »
Take it for a walk :

Look

 ;D
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Re: Quack
« Reply #26 on: 15 June 2015, 23:31:53 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 15 June 2015, 23:11:17
Quote from: BIGtime on 15 June 2015, 20:40:02
Its now got a £10 paddling pool,straw,and food what she got it from the farm shop.. £16 total

Make sure you put it in a duck house at night or a cat or fox will have it for lunch.
It lives in the house...  ;D ;D
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Re: Quack
« Reply #27 on: 15 June 2015, 23:33:01 »
Quote from: BIGtime on 15 June 2015, 23:31:53
Quote from: Rods2 on 15 June 2015, 23:11:17
Quote from: BIGtime on 15 June 2015, 20:40:02
Its now got a £10 paddling pool,straw,and food what she got it from the farm shop.. £16 total

Make sure you put it in a duck house at night or a cat or fox will have it for lunch.
It lives in the house...  ;D ;D

That's quackers!  :D  ;D
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Re: Quack
« Reply #28 on: 15 June 2015, 23:34:33 »
Quote from: EMD on 15 June 2015, 23:26:34
Take it for a walk :

Look

 ;D
Think you only get that when its from the egg..This is a wild one...Well its made it 24 hours now and its eating...Its on Chick crumbs
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Re: Quack
« Reply #29 on: 16 June 2015, 02:24:25 »
Quote from: Harris K Telemacher on 15 June 2015, 20:36:46
Quote from: the alarming man on 15 June 2015, 13:45:43
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 14 June 2015, 22:20:28
What is it? ::)


if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck it must be a ........... :y
Platypus.
Nopes... It's a hobbitses... And they tastes disgusting, even with orange sauce :D
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