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[The Sheriff]

If you are middle aged or older, and are a little bit concerned about all these cancer warnings that proliferate on TV, DON'T eat huge slices of red velvet sponge cake. 

[chrisgixer]

at last, the cure we've all been waiting for.

[The Sheriff]

at last, the cure we've all been waiting for.

I was really worried for a few seconds....bright red......well, you know. Nearly had a fickin heart attack.

[chrisgixer]

Put your tin foil hat back on, you'll be fine.

[The Sheriff]

Put your tin foil hat back on, you'll be fine.

You'll all be sorry when the shit hits the fan. I'll be safe in my cave 

[chrisgixer]

Put your tin foil hat back on, you'll be fine.

You'll all be sorry when the shit hits the fan. I'll be safe in my cave 

Ah! Moved in with Tigger now aye? Which him, you'll have cheap shite parts all over your car in no time.

[The Sheriff]

Put your tin foil hat back on, you'll be fine.

You'll all be sorry when the shit hits the fan. I'll be safe in my cave 

Ah! Moved in with Tigger now aye? Which him, you'll have cheap shite parts all over your car in no time.

It was built with cheap shite parts 

[chrisgixer]

Oh the car thought you meant the cave 🙊

[Rods2]

If you are middle aged or older, and are a little bit concerned about all these cancer warnings that proliferate on TV, DON'T eat huge slices of red velvet sponge cake. 

Simples, ban getting middle aged or STMO ancient and then you can eat as much pink velvet cake as you like!