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The Sheriff

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Got all excited there...
« on: 24 June 2015, 19:55:37 »
Psycho pussies, channel 5, 8 o'clock.
It's about fickin cats for gawds sake. Harrumph  >:(
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #1 on: 24 June 2015, 20:00:31 »
what else could it have been about?  ::)
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #2 on: 24 June 2015, 20:00:55 »
Hmmm,bit of a let down on subject matter methinks.
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #3 on: 24 June 2015, 20:05:14 »
Quote from: Andy B on 24 June 2015, 20:00:31
what else could it have been about?  ::)
I'm not going to explain to you, it might stir ancient memories. ;D
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #4 on: 24 June 2015, 20:06:34 »
Quote from: STMO on 24 June 2015, 20:05:14
Quote from: Andy B on 24 June 2015, 20:00:31
what else could it have been about?  ::)
I'm not going to explain to you, it might stir ancient memories. ;D

not memories Steve  ::) ::)
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #5 on: 24 June 2015, 20:07:03 »
Quote from: Andy B on 24 June 2015, 20:06:34
Quote from: STMO on 24 June 2015, 20:05:14
Quote from: Andy B on 24 June 2015, 20:00:31
what else could it have been about?  ::)
I'm not going to explain to you, it might stir ancient memories. ;D

not memories Steve  ::) ::)
For me, stupid. ::)
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #6 on: 24 June 2015, 20:08:18 »
Quote from: STMO on 24 June 2015, 20:07:03
Quote from: Andy B on 24 June 2015, 20:06:34
Quote from: STMO on 24 June 2015, 20:05:14
Quote from: Andy B on 24 June 2015, 20:00:31
what else could it have been about?  ::)
I'm not going to explain to you, it might stir ancient memories. ;D

not memories Steve  ::) ::)
For me, stupid. ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #7 on: 24 June 2015, 21:44:14 »
Speaking of pussies.

The  girl from  embarrassing bodies had piss flaps like Wells Fargo saddle bags.

A quick snip and she was neat and tidy again. :)
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #8 on: 24 June 2015, 22:07:27 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 June 2015, 21:44:14
Speaking of pussies.

The  girl from  embarrassing bodies had piss flaps like Wells Fargo saddle bags.

A quick snip and she was neat and tidy again. :)

Whats wrong with having them flapping around your face ;D
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #9 on: 24 June 2015, 22:13:06 »
Quote from: pauls on 24 June 2015, 22:07:27
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 June 2015, 21:44:14
Speaking of pussies.

The  girl from  embarrassing bodies had piss flaps like Wells Fargo saddle bags.

A quick snip and she was neat and tidy again. :)

Whats wrong with having them flapping around your face ;D

Good grief man no! they molt and you get hair in your teeth........... :D :D
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #10 on: 24 June 2015, 22:19:13 »
Now then!  A little bit of flappage has got to be the best?

Nobody wants a pack of back bacon... but a coin-slot isn't that attractive either.

Provided it doesn't look like a ripped out fireplace, I'm game!  :y
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #11 on: 24 June 2015, 22:46:02 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 June 2015, 21:44:14
Speaking of pussies.

The  girl from  embarrassing bodies had piss flaps like Wells Fargo saddle bags.

A quick snip and she was neat and tidy again. :)

two phrases I have heard are

"piss flaps like b-52 bomb doors"
"a chuff like a wizards sleeve"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-[
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #12 on: 25 June 2015, 14:07:58 »
Quote from: SIR Philbutt on 24 June 2015, 22:46:02
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 June 2015, 21:44:14
Speaking of pussies.

The  girl from  embarrassing bodies had piss flaps like Wells Fargo saddle bags.

A quick snip and she was neat and tidy again. :)

two phrases I have heard are

"piss flaps like b-52 bomb doors"
"a chuff like a wizards sleeve"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-[

A little 'hang down' is quite sexy. :y

Not if it reaches her knees though. ;D
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #13 on: 25 June 2015, 14:31:33 »
My mate came back from the nightclub, it was about 3am. He flicked on tele to see what was on, excellent he thought and sat there for 10 minutes waiting for his chosen program to start. Imagine the disappointment when 'Loose Women' wasn't what he thought.
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Re: Got all excited there...
« Reply #14 on: 25 June 2015, 17:57:22 »
Quote from: Vamps on 24 June 2015, 22:13:06
Quote from: pauls on 24 June 2015, 22:07:27
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 24 June 2015, 21:44:14
Speaking of pussies.

The  girl from  embarrassing bodies had piss flaps like Wells Fargo saddle bags.

A quick snip and she was neat and tidy again. :)

Whats wrong with having them flapping around your face ;D

Good grief man no! they molt and you get hair in your teeth........... :D :D

Has the smooth pussy not reached County Durham then, Mr Vamps?.... ;)
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