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Lord Sewel
« on: 27 July 2015, 19:10:21 »
Irony?

You couldn't make it up could you.
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #1 on: 27 July 2015, 19:12:45 »
No you couldn't ........
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #2 on: 27 July 2015, 19:16:24 »
Ah yes but how many more are there taking the p1ss too?
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #3 on: 27 July 2015, 22:28:40 »
For punishment treat him like a school kid........




Give him a few lines. ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #4 on: 27 July 2015, 22:52:57 »
I think he would rather that his bottom was smacked. ;) Oh the wonderful ruling classes. :o
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #5 on: 27 July 2015, 23:01:29 »
Quote from: Varche on 27 July 2015, 19:16:24
Ah yes but how many more are there taking the p1ss too?

Should be how many aren't taking the piss
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #6 on: 28 July 2015, 07:06:52 »
So what.
 he paid for two pretty girls to join him for company,and a good time.
But like most things nowdays one of the girls sold the story or was a plant, The news of the World is still with us.
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #7 on: 28 July 2015, 08:32:47 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 27 July 2015, 22:28:40
For punishment treat him like a school kid........




Give him a few lines. ::) ::) ::)

 ;D
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #8 on: 28 July 2015, 09:47:57 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 28 July 2015, 07:06:52
So what.
 he paid for two pretty girls to join him for company,and a good time.

No different to millions of other people every night in the UK, no doubt, too.
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #9 on: 28 July 2015, 09:58:52 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 28 July 2015, 09:47:57
Quote from: biggriffin on 28 July 2015, 07:06:52
So what.
 he paid for two pretty girls to join him for company,and a good time.

No different to millions of other people every night in the UK, no doubt, too.

Speak for yourself Aaron!  :o  :D  ;D
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #10 on: 28 July 2015, 10:17:57 »
Quote from: aaronjb on 28 July 2015, 09:47:57
Quote from: biggriffin on 28 July 2015, 07:06:52
So what.
 he paid for two pretty girls to join him for company,and a good time.

No different to millions of other people every night in the UK, no doubt, too.
Millions? Every night? I've got question these figures, even if I know nothing about validity, they just don't sound realistic.  ::)
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #11 on: 28 July 2015, 11:24:15 »
Something like 3% of the population are meant to be (regularly) using cocaine in the UK, which is nearly 2 million people. At least according to the figures I googled up from the Grauniad.

I'm willing to bet the percentage of people having sex is even higher and the two likely intersect pretty well ;)
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #12 on: 28 July 2015, 12:14:39 »
Sex is much enhanced with cocaine. :)
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #13 on: 28 July 2015, 14:17:03 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 28 July 2015, 12:14:39
Sex is much enhanced with cocaine. :)

.. and much suppressed by your new avatar, Opti.  ::)

The last one was no oil painting, but you've plunged new depths there. Now.. go find some hotties so you can redeem yourself.
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Re: Lord Sewel
« Reply #14 on: 28 July 2015, 14:33:16 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 28 July 2015, 14:17:03
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 28 July 2015, 12:14:39
Sex is much enhanced with cocaine. :)

.. and much suppressed by your new avatar, Opti.  ::)

The last one was no oil painting, but you've plunged new depths there. Now.. go find some hotties so you can redeem yourself.

Is Jeremy not a 'hottie' then? :)
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