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Come on lads, lend a hand!
« on: 01 September 2015, 18:27:51 »

The UK National Sperm Bank has only 9 donors!  :o  So I reckon they need the 'Power of OOF'!   :y

At £35 a pop it could be nice little sideline for our more impoverished members and I can see Lord Opti nipping in with a copy of Country Life tucked under his arm!  ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34113080
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #1 on: 01 September 2015, 18:43:16 »

When I was a teenager that would have been an easy £100 a day.  ;D ;D
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #2 on: 01 September 2015, 18:44:40 »

Not read the article, but vaguely recall (unless I dreamt it) that a donor got collared by the CPS for the resultant little basket
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #3 on: 01 September 2015, 18:45:19 »

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Potential donors - who must be aged between 18 and 40

 Thats the vast amount of us knackered then  ;D
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #4 on: 01 September 2015, 18:48:22 »

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 Thats the vast amount of us knackered then  ;D
I was knackered even when I was in that range....
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #5 on: 01 September 2015, 19:19:30 »

My Mrs wants to know if i can get her some out. :(
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #6 on: 01 September 2015, 20:33:39 »

Well we know there are a least 9 w*****s in this country (+ politicians)  :D
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #7 on: 01 September 2015, 20:44:27 »

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Potential donors - who must be aged between 18 and 40

 Thats the vast amount of us knackered then  ;D

Ah didn't spot that.  ::)  So that's Lord Opti out then.  Sorry M'lud!  :(
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #8 on: 01 September 2015, 20:49:48 »

Not read the article, but vaguely recall (unless I dreamt it) that a donor got collared by the CPS for the resultant little basket

I think you mean CSA, not CPS (unless they've again changed the name?), I too remember hearing that and thinking 'no thanks'. Not only that but in theory, if you have children and donate - they could up together  :o Cue deliverance guitar
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #9 on: 01 September 2015, 21:16:51 »

Not read the article, but vaguely recall (unless I dreamt it) that a donor got collared by the CPS for the resultant little basket

I think you mean CSA, not CPS (unless they've again changed the name?), I too remember hearing that and thinking 'no thanks'. Not only that but in theory, if you have children and donate - they could up together  :o Cue deliverance guitar

Happens in Wales all the time!  :-X   ;D
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #10 on: 02 September 2015, 21:46:54 »

Not read the article, but vaguely recall (unless I dreamt it) that a donor got collared by the CPS for the resultant little basket

I think you mean CSA, not CPS (unless they've again changed the name?), I too remember hearing that and thinking 'no thanks'. Not only that but in theory, if you have children and donate - they could up together  :o Cue deliverance guitar

Happens in Wales all the time!  :-X   ;D

And Dorset ;D
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #11 on: 02 September 2015, 22:56:38 »

Sorry, don't provide bottled stuff, only on draught. :y 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Come on lads, lend a hand!
« Reply #12 on: 02 September 2015, 23:11:25 »

Not read the article, but vaguely recall (unless I dreamt it) that a donor got collared by the CPS for the resultant little basket

I think you mean CSA, not CPS (unless they've again changed the name?), I too remember hearing that and thinking 'no thanks'. Not only that but in theory, if you have children and donate - they could up together  :o Cue deliverance guitar

Happens in Wales all the time!  :-X   ;D

And Dorset ;D

Dorset's quite multicultural these days I'll have you know.  ::)  It's all these London types coming down and buying up the place for 2nd homes.  :(
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