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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #15 on: 23 September 2015, 20:32:09 »

My missus would've pointed, laughed and then got the neighbours in too just for good measure LOL


Might have a bit of concussion if you feel a bit weird later....
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #16 on: 23 September 2015, 20:33:41 »

.... or banging my nut ....

Ouch!   :(
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #17 on: 23 September 2015, 20:58:19 »

My missus would've pointed, laughed and then got the neighbours in too just for good measure LOL


Might have a bit of concussion if you feel a bit weird later....



Same with mine  ;D
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #18 on: 23 September 2015, 21:01:12 »

RICE

Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation

If pain persists more than a few days, suspect more than a minor sprin and seek medical advice.  I didnt on many occasions and now my right ankle is so mobile that my physio's nearly popped out of his head when he did some basic tests.  Unless I wear boots I can no longer run offroad.
Is that like a really hot bath ::)

Nooooope ::)

Excessive swelling can increase the damage that was done by the original action.  This reaction happens quickly and subsides with time thus it is important to react quick.

Once it is under control, then hot baths can be of help :y
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #19 on: 24 September 2015, 18:53:31 »

RICE

Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation

If pain persists more than a few days, suspect more than a minor sprin and seek medical advice.  I didnt on many occasions and now my right ankle is so mobile that my physio's nearly popped out of his head when he did some basic tests.  Unless I wear boots I can no longer run offroad.
Is that like a really hot bath ::)

Nooooope ::)

Excessive swelling can increase the damage that was done by the original action.  This reaction happens quickly and subsides with time thus it is important to react quick.

Once it is under control, then hot baths can be of help :y
So I must get out of this stinking hot bath now then?

Its relaxing....
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #20 on: 24 September 2015, 18:56:42 »

 ;D ;D

The carer will be around in a short while. :y
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« Reply #21 on: 24 September 2015, 19:00:30 »

;D ;D

The carer will be around in a short while. :y
'dangle berries', I forgot the bloody phone.

She'll hear the racket if I'm a silly tit again. Hopefully.
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #22 on: 24 September 2015, 19:02:50 »

As you are getting on a bit and becoming unsteady on your feet do you want me to pop over and fit you some handrails.  :)
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #23 on: 24 September 2015, 21:21:59 »

As you are getting on a bit and becoming unsteady on your feet do you want me to pop over and fit you some handrails.  :)
I sometimes need straining bars.... :P
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #24 on: 24 September 2015, 22:30:23 »

'Ey Brakkers, ya need to try Mrs Seth's "massage" services ... :-X
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #25 on: 24 September 2015, 23:03:02 »

Don't go to your local vets as they will recommend you are put down. :o :o :o :o

Sounds like you need hand rails and a bath with a door. :y :y :y
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #26 on: 25 September 2015, 11:00:52 »

Footage supplied by MrsTB. Problem has been solved.

Job Jobbed  :y

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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #27 on: 25 September 2015, 11:07:18 »

Do they do one with a laptop tray built in? :-X
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #28 on: 25 September 2015, 11:09:27 »

Do they do one with a laptop tray built in? :-X

And a 13amp socket so he dosn't have to rely on the laptop's battery!  :o  ;D
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Re: Silly tit
« Reply #29 on: 25 September 2015, 12:54:05 »

Footage supplied by MrsTB. Problem has been solved.

Job Jobbed  :y



I cant see how that works , whats stopping it from tipping as its not even bolted down  ???
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