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M16

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Free sex at petrol station.
« on: 13 July 2008, 19:59:54 »
A  Kiwi emigrates to Oz and opens up a petrol station. To increase its sales,  he  put up a sign saying, 'Free sex with Fill-Up.'
Soon a local, Bill, pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The  Kiwi  told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Bill then guessed 8, and the  Kiwi  said, 'You were close. The number was 7.  Sorry, no sex this time.'
A week later, Bill and his mate Bluey pulled in for a fill-up at the same station. Again Bill asked for his free sex.
Again  he got  the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Bill guessed 2 this time.
Again the  Kiwi  said, 'Sorry, it was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Bill said to his mate Bluey, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.'
Bluey replied, 'No it ain't Bill. It ain't rigged -- my missus won twice last week
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Re: Free sex at petrol station.
« Reply #1 on: 13 July 2008, 20:49:06 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Free sex at petrol station.
« Reply #2 on: 13 July 2008, 20:52:56 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D  Nice one
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Re: Free sex at petrol station.
« Reply #3 on: 13 July 2008, 20:58:27 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 13 July 2008, 21:08:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Free sex at petrol station.
« Reply #5 on: 13 July 2008, 21:20:22 »
That was a good one ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #6 on: 13 July 2008, 21:25:49 »
 ;D ;D Brilliant ;D ;D
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Re: Free sex at petrol station.
« Reply #7 on: 13 July 2008, 21:28:43 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 13 July 2008, 21:34:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Free sex at petrol station.
« Reply #9 on: 13 July 2008, 21:35:17 »
Nice one damienj3 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Free sex at petrol station.
« Reply #10 on: 14 July 2008, 09:38:07 »
maybe the ladies of the night shoud offer free fuel with every sex act then you could screw the goverment while being screwed yourself ::)
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« Reply #11 on: 14 July 2008, 19:44:06 »
Brilliant ;D ;D
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« Reply #12 on: 14 July 2008, 19:45:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Free sex at petrol station.
« Reply #13 on: 14 July 2008, 19:47:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #14 on: 14 July 2008, 19:48:49 »
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