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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #15 on: 21 October 2015, 13:22:23 »
Happy days well done :y
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« Reply #16 on: 21 October 2015, 13:28:11 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 21 October 2015, 13:07:18
STEMO . . . part of my new job will be closely examining peoples "holes" . . .

so beware  . . .  I may request a transfer to Barnsley  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just thinking of what I would have to say to a nice looking slim 40 year old woman  on my first day  . . .

"Oh good morning madam . . . I've come to examine your hole"   :-[ :-[ :-[    ;D ;D ;D
Any further vacancies? I have the necessary experience. :y
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #17 on: 21 October 2015, 13:39:51 »
I bet, Steve...if you turned up at a woman's door and asked that question...and she showed you the 'intimate part', you would be gone faster than s**t off a shovel ;D ;D ;D ;D

All gob, no job ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #18 on: 21 October 2015, 14:06:06 »
Thanks for all your replies  :y :y
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #19 on: 21 October 2015, 14:50:04 »
Nice one Al,and hope it all goes well for you  :y
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #20 on: 21 October 2015, 15:56:24 »
All the best in your new career. :y
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #21 on: 21 October 2015, 15:59:39 »
Nice one Al, you will be able to afford that 2nd Omega mow! ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #22 on: 21 October 2015, 16:19:14 »
 :y Nice one , life in the old dog yet !
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« Reply #23 on: 21 October 2015, 16:21:37 »
Quote from: Shackeng on 21 October 2015, 15:59:39
Nice one Al, you will be able to afford that 2nd Omega mow! ::) ::) ::)

Eh?   you mean 3rd don't you  . . .already got two of the buggers ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #24 on: 21 October 2015, 16:28:11 »
Nice one Al - hope it all goes well for you :y
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #25 on: 21 October 2015, 16:32:55 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 21 October 2015, 16:21:37
Quote from: Shackeng on 21 October 2015, 15:59:39
Nice one Al, you will be able to afford that 2nd Omega mow! ::) ::) ::)

Eh?   you mean 3rd don't you  . . .already got two of the buggers ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ooops, sorry, I lost count. :-[ :y
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #26 on: 21 October 2015, 17:22:58 »
Excellent news Big Al, hope it works out for you :y
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #27 on: 21 October 2015, 18:21:34 »
Good news indeed,weel done you :y Hope it all goes well for you.
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #28 on: 21 October 2015, 19:44:52 »
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 21 October 2015, 13:07:18
STEMO . . . part of my new job will be closely examining peoples "holes" . . .

so beware  . . .  I may request a transfer to Barnsley  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just thinking of what I would have to say to a nice looking slim 40 year old woman  on my first day  . . .

"Oh good morning madam . . . I've come to examine your hole"   :-[ :-[ :-[    ;D ;D ;D




it could be worse I have got to drive over to brighton tomorrow to tell a client she has to cut her bush :o ;D....the trees are setting her cameras off of a windy night :y


Well done al :y
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Re: Well I never . . . new job !
« Reply #29 on: 21 October 2015, 20:27:56 »
Quote from: the alarming man on 21 October 2015, 19:44:52
Quote from: Essex Big Al on 21 October 2015, 13:07:18
STEMO . . . part of my new job will be closely examining peoples "holes" . . .

so beware  . . .  I may request a transfer to Barnsley  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Just thinking of what I would have to say to a nice looking slim 40 year old woman  on my first day  . . .

"Oh good morning madam . . . I've come to examine your hole"   :-[ :-[ :-[    ;D ;D ;D




it could be worse I have got to drive over to brighton tomorrow to tell a client she has to cut her bush :o ;D....the trees are setting her cameras off of a windy night :y


Well done al :y

You could always offer to trim it for her   . . .  ;D ;D
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