> >A fella decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different
> >emotions,like fear, happiness or misery etc...
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> >On the night of the party, the first guest arrives, there's his mate Dave
> >covered in green paint with the letters N & V painted on his chest.
> >The fella says what emotion have you come as Dave?
> >Dave replies: "I'm green with envy". Brilliant says the fella come in and
> >have a drink.
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> >A few minutes later another guest arrives and the fella sees Jenny the girl
> >next door, standing there with a pink body stocking and feather boa wrap
> >around her body, what have you come as asked the fella, to which she replies:
> >"I'm tickled pink". Great says the fella come in and have a drink.
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> >A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for a third time and the fella
> >opens the door to see two Irish blokes Paddy & Mick standing there.
> >They are both standing naked, one with his knob in a bowl of custard and
> >the other with his knob stuck in a pair.
> >
> >The fella is really shocked and says WOW, what the hell are you two doing.
> > You could get arrested standing in the street like that. Anyway what emotions
> >have you come as, to which Paddy replies:
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