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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #15 on: 15 July 2008, 15:12:57 »

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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D


any more that one request is desperation.....or you are good looking.....

Hmmmmm.....let me think..........

I'll stick with desperation  ;D ;D ;D

mysister used to say that, anyone who fancies me must be either pisssed or desperate, probably why i havent spoke to her for 4 yrs now  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #16 on: 15 July 2008, 15:14:16 »

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girl in pub lives 4 doors away from me, shes invited me in a few times for a drink but ive never bothered, but i finally said i will at the weekend, i know what shes after as she told me at the yesterday. as if im gonna let this woman who looks good in a t shirt with a good handfull and tight jeans  have her way with me  ::)  ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D


any more that one request is desperation.....or you are good looking.....

Hmmmmm.....let me think..........

I'll stick with desperation  ;D ;D ;D

mysister used to say that, anyone who fancies me must be either pisssed or desperate, probably why i havent spoke to her for 4 yrs now  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Or both :D
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #17 on: 15 July 2008, 15:44:29 »

you guys really give a bloke confidence, where would we be without the support of oof members ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #18 on: 15 July 2008, 16:08:12 »

Think of the free beer, put aside all your feelings think of the beer.

Hope all goes well for ya :y
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #19 on: 15 July 2008, 16:19:19 »

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you guys really give a bloke confidence, where would we be without the support of oof members ;D ;D ;D ;D

Married  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #20 on: 15 July 2008, 16:29:40 »

Usually when an oofer tells us of a forthcoming event at least one of us will say "looking forward to piccies"
      Might be inappropriate in this case methinks...in fact DO'NT!!!! :o
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« Reply #21 on: 15 July 2008, 16:29:59 »

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you guys really give a bloke confidence, where would we be without the support of oof members ;D ;D ;D ;D

Married  ;D ;D ;D

how true that is ;D ;D ;D
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #22 on: 15 July 2008, 16:49:48 »

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Think of the free beer, put aside all your feelings think of the beer.

Hope all goes well for ya :y

Just make sure you go home before the reality of the next morning sets in..... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #23 on: 15 July 2008, 16:59:12 »

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Usually when an oofer tells us of a forthcoming event at least one of us will say "looking forward to piccies"
      Might be inappropriate in this case methinks...in fact DO'NT!!!! :o

what a cracking ideal  :y

we want piccys and a full run down of the evenings events, drink by drink

In fact can we have an 'How to' as well please  ;D
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« Reply #24 on: 15 July 2008, 17:11:44 »

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6r66mM96tho
    Play safe!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #25 on: 15 July 2008, 21:48:19 »

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Usually when an oofer tells us of a forthcoming event at least one of us will say "looking forward to piccies"
      Might be inappropriate in this case methinks...in fact DO'NT!!!! :o

what a cracking ideal  :y

we want piccys and a full run down of the evenings events, drink by drink

In fact can we have an 'How to' as well please  ;D
Piccies.... you want pictures?


Why not video's, this is 2008  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #26 on: 15 July 2008, 22:10:56 »

Can we sell it with the cambelt DVD's ;D ;D ;D
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Re: drink with the neighbour
« Reply #27 on: 15 July 2008, 22:10:59 »

2008 no worries but i must be the only straight bloke in the world who does'nt watch p**n. Workmates say how lucky i am to be "home alone" & able to but i do'nt get off on watching people "at it" I do look @ milder things. Doing it is great but watching some one else do it? I ca'nt watch anything with a bloke in it if that clarifies things.
    Choosing my words carefully......hope post is ok. ::)
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« Reply #28 on: 15 July 2008, 23:08:41 »

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2008 no worries but i must be the only straight bloke in the world who does'nt watch p**n. Workmates say how lucky i am to be "home alone" & able to but i do'nt get off on watching people "at it" I do look @ milder things. Doing it is great but watching some one else do it? I ca'nt watch anything with a bloke in it if that clarifies things.
    Choosing my words carefully......hope post is ok. ::)


I know exactly what you mean - I like the female form but dislike watching people bonk
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