Topic: Irish Jokes (originally from an Irishman) (Read 610 times)

Martin_1962 · « **on:** 16 July 2008, 15:13:03 »

So there are no issues!

He used to work woth my dad

Paddy & Mickey Murphy wanted to smuggle a pig past a border post so they put a hat and coat on it, hold its fron legs, and walk the pig to the border guard.

"OK Sir, what is your name?"
"Paddy Murphy Sir"

then he looks at Mickey
"And your name please?"
"Mickey Murphy Sir"

and finally he asks the pig.

Paddy panics then nudges the pig and it Oinks

"OK Sirs you can pass through" and the trio make their way.

The border guard says to his colleague, "Oink Murphy isn't half an ugly pig!"

Martin_1962 · « **Reply #1 on:** 16 July 2008, 15:14:42 »

Paddy Murphy was up on some scaffolding when he decided to jump.

He landed with a splat and broke both of his legs.

His work mates ran over and asked him why he jumped.

"During the war my dad used to fly in Wellingtons!"

maria · « **Reply #2 on:** 16 July 2008, 16:50:08 »

Both was good

Dusty · « **Reply #3 on:** 16 July 2008, 17:18:37 »

Despite some distant Irish connections, very funny.

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