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STMO123

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One for Jaime
« on: 17 July 2008, 12:31:08 »
Five things you should never say in a gay bar:

1. Well f**k me!

2. Bottoms up!

3.Can I bum a fag?

4. Toss yer for the next round.

5. Can someone push my stool in?

 ;D ;D ;D [smiley=evil.gif]
« Last Edit: 17 July 2008, 12:31:41 by STMO123 »
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Debs.

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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #1 on: 17 July 2008, 12:35:54 »
 ;D Hahahaha! :y

 6: Oh dear; I`ve dropped the soap! ;D
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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #2 on: 17 July 2008, 13:22:13 »
 ;D ;D ;Dpmsl
7.-there arent enough seats in here,shall we turn the stools upside down. :D
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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #3 on: 17 July 2008, 13:52:04 »
8. well blow me!!!
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Debs.

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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #4 on: 17 July 2008, 13:56:36 »
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8. well blow me!!!

 ;D ROTFLOL! ;D

9. Oh bugger!
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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #5 on: 17 July 2008, 13:59:19 »
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1. Well f**k me!

Not whilst there are dogs on the street thanks  ;D ;D
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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #6 on: 17 July 2008, 15:12:23 »
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1. Well f**k me!

Not whilst there are dogs on the street thanks  ;D ;D


Aiming this at Jaime, now thats living dangerously!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #7 on: 17 July 2008, 15:35:08 »
10. I'd like a long Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall

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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #8 on: 17 July 2008, 15:36:28 »
11. Got any salty nuts
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« Reply #9 on: 17 July 2008, 15:40:33 »
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1. Well f**k me!

Not whilst there are dogs on the street thanks  ;D ;D


Aiming this at Jaime, now thats living dangerously!!! ;D ;D ;D

Who me....never ::)
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Re: One for Jaime
« Reply #10 on: 17 July 2008, 15:53:15 »
12. Bugger me!  :D

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« Reply #11 on: 17 July 2008, 16:37:28 »
13. unsuspecting american tourist wanders in and says " i like your spend buddy" ;D
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