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Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« on: 13 January 2016, 16:41:22 »
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #1 on: 13 January 2016, 16:56:12 »
Quote from: Greater Manchester Police
...the police car had developed a fault in its engine.

I believe the 'yoof' saying is "no sh1t Sherlock". Is the person that wrote the press release applying to be a DI?
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #2 on: 13 January 2016, 17:02:04 »
Quote from: LC0112G on 13 January 2016, 16:56:12
Quote from: Greater Manchester Police
...the police car had developed a fault in its engine.

I believe the 'yoof' saying is "no sh1t Sherlock". Is the person that wrote the press release applying to be a DI?



It probably was the DI  ;D
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #3 on: 13 January 2016, 17:22:24 »
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #4 on: 13 January 2016, 18:08:23 »
Quote from: Jasonm on 13 January 2016, 16:41:22
Try explaining this one  :o :o :o :o


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35300633

Is it that that's shut the motorway between Simister & Heywood? It's just taken my Dad over an hour to get from Crumpsall/North Manchester Gen Hospital to Bury?
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #5 on: 13 January 2016, 18:16:46 »
Quote from: Andy B on 13 January 2016, 18:08:23
Quote from: Jasonm on 13 January 2016, 16:41:22
Try explaining this one  :o :o :o :o


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35300633

Is it that that's shut the motorway between Simister & Heywood? It's just taken my Dad over an hour to get from Crumpsall/North Manchester Gen Hospital to Bury?


Nope, that happened last night while on a response run  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #6 on: 13 January 2016, 18:18:04 »
Quote from: Jasonm on 13 January 2016, 18:16:46
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Nope, that happened last night while on a response run  ::) ::) ::)

Oh dear  ::)
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #7 on: 13 January 2016, 19:04:36 »
Did it have a Power Sounder?

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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #8 on: 13 January 2016, 19:10:39 »
Looking at that............we will never know!  ;D
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #9 on: 13 January 2016, 19:32:20 »
How on earth did it get there in the first place???




Thought all your beemers were broken ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #10 on: 13 January 2016, 19:51:13 »
Quote from: plym ian on 13 January 2016, 19:32:20
How on earth did it get there in the first place???




Thought all your beemers were broken ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #11 on: 13 January 2016, 20:06:57 »
When it went bang it was in lane 3 at mach 10 going to a job, wasn't funny at the time but you should of heard the bobby on the radio  :o :o :o sommat like "oh $h1t, I'm on fire"

He managed to steer it on to the hard shoulder before exiting stage left in a hurry!  ???
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #12 on: 13 January 2016, 20:28:41 »
Quote from: Jasonm on 13 January 2016, 20:06:57
When it went bang it was in lane 3 at mach 10 going to a job, wasn't funny at the time but you should of heard the bobby on the radio  :o :o :o sommat like "oh $h1t, I'm on fire"

He managed to steer it on to the hard shoulder before exiting stage left in a hurry!  ???
With a brown streak behind him i should imagine  :o :o
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #13 on: 13 January 2016, 21:00:06 »
Smell it? he said. I,m bloody well sitting in it mate. :D
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Re: Sarge..........What's that funny smell?????
« Reply #14 on: 13 January 2016, 21:03:21 »
Still, look on the bright side. One less 5 series in the world  :)
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