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worlds fail me
« on: 17 January 2016, 13:02:09 »

Was coming off the local motorway which is 2 lane slip onto a roundabout.was in the nearside lane entering the roundabout to go left when some smartarse came howling done the slip on the rh lane (to beat the queue waiting to turn left) then cuts in front of me and behind a car turning right narrowly missing us both.
I was behind him for a bit whilst he ignored all speed limits and generally drove like a knob and as I got closer I could see a baby seat in the back.
He then pulled over to park so I pulled up beside him and proceeded to point out the errors in his driving (during which admittedly i might have sworn) and this bit is priceless his wife who was in the passenger seat piped up with "do you mind not swearing I've got a baby in the car"
Well I said try slowing down and you might not kill him to which the guy said he's not the one who's going to get killed at which point I thought no point arguing with selfish idiots like this and scarpered. :D
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« Reply #1 on: 17 January 2016, 14:01:54 »

I witness bad, sometimes scary, sometimes hair-raising driving every day. It's the world we live in. Take away the law, which this government has, and people will revert to type.
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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #2 on: 17 January 2016, 15:01:15 »

I was quite shocked at some drivers while I was in the UK. There seems to be a minority of people to which common sense doesn't apply, specifically joining a queue of traffic at the last minute. Slotting in and causing the car behind them to brake and everyone else to do the same. Just what makes them so important that they don't filter and queue like everyone else beats me. They always seem to be in huge SUV's like Porsche Cayennes. Maybe the car makes them feel invincible.
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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #3 on: 17 January 2016, 15:09:29 »

Lets see if i've got this right .............

So, some dickhead cut you up.
You then proceeded to follow him, pull up alongside him and gob off at him using foul language in front of his missus and kid because you wasn't impressed with his driving.
He calls your bluff and you run away ?

Sorry bud but you would have got a slap  ::)
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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #4 on: 17 January 2016, 15:13:07 »

Yep, should have made him cry in front of his missus. Not worth stopping otherwise.
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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #5 on: 17 January 2016, 15:13:51 »

Gonads It wasn't you driving was it,you sound the type.didn't follow him he parked on my route home.
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« Reply #6 on: 17 January 2016, 15:25:44 »

No matter how much these idiots piss me off, I avoid confrontation. There are some right nutters out there and, now I am in my sixties, there's every chance I'll come second. ;D

EDIT: I do have a towing eye in the door pocket though. You don't wanna be shouty through my drivers window. ;D
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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #7 on: 17 January 2016, 15:26:36 »

Gonads It wasn't you driving was it,you sound the type.didn't follow him he parked on my route home.



Your spot on there  :)
I wasn't driving and he didn't cut me up.

Personally, IF he did it to me, he would get a quick flash, i'd have thought silly c unt and i'd have got on with my life.

YOU, couldn't handle it so you pulled up along side him, gobbed off in front of his missus and kid. Used the words, KILL then run away when he called your bluff  ;)

I'd stop digging if I was you bud  :)




Ps      What type do I sound ?



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« Reply #8 on: 17 January 2016, 15:29:20 »

Gonads It wasn't you driving was it,you sound the type.didn't follow him he parked on my route home.



Your spot on there  :)
I wasn't driving and he didn't cut me up.

Personally, IF he did it to me, he would get a quick flash, i'd have thought silly c unt and i'd have got on with my life.

YOU, couldn't handle it so you pulled up along side him, gobbed off in front of his missus and kid. Used the words, KILL then run away when he called your bluff  ;)

I'd stop digging if I was you bud  :)




Ps      What type do I sound ?
Nasty piece of work, if you ask me.  ;D
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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #9 on: 17 January 2016, 15:32:59 »

Gonads It wasn't you driving was it,you sound the type.didn't follow him he parked on my route home.



Your spot on there  :)
I wasn't driving and he didn't cut me up.

Personally, IF he did it to me, he would get a quick flash, i'd have thought silly c unt and i'd have got on with my life.

YOU, couldn't handle it so you pulled up along side him, gobbed off in front of his missus and kid. Used the words, KILL then run away when he called your bluff  ;)

I'd stop digging if I was you bud  :)




Ps      What type do I sound ?
Nasty piece of work, if you ask me.  ;D



And you can break orf you shit stirring bin dipper  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #10 on: 17 January 2016, 15:36:18 »

I confronted some idiot driving a Mini a few years back, the guy was in front of me, pulled to a sharp halt and then got out of the car...., very slowing....., how the f##k He managed to get in the Mini in the first place has always puzzled me, the guy was massive, 7' plus, built like a shite brick house, I'm 6' 2, but as the guy wondered towards me, I though 'ffff that' and couldn't close the window and lock the doors fast enough.  :-[  :D
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« Reply #11 on: 17 January 2016, 15:37:21 »

I confronted some idiot driving a Mini a few years back, the guy was in front of me, pulled to a sharp halt and then got out of the car...., very slowing....., how the opps He managed managed to in the Mini in the first place has always puzzled me, the guy was massive, 7' plus, built like a shite brick house, I'm 6' 2, but as the guy wondered towards I though 'ffff that' and couldn't close the window and lock the doors fast enough.  :-[  :D


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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #12 on: 17 January 2016, 15:41:46 »

No matter how much these idiots piss me off, I avoid confrontation. There are some right nutters out there and, now I am in my sixties, there's every chance I'll come second. ;D

EDIT: I do have a towing eye in the door pocket though. You don't wanna be shouty through my drivers window. ;D

I carry a 2 foot breaker bar behind the drivers seat. The world is a dangerous place these days.  ;)
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Re: worlds fail me
« Reply #13 on: 17 January 2016, 15:47:27 »

The days are long gone were you could have a scrap / bitch fight, put somebody on there arse and walk away.

Nowdays, its blades or iron bars or you get followed home only for them to return later with 3 of there bum chums and dismantle your car / house / use your head as a trampoline  :(

I blame too many video games
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« Reply #14 on: 17 January 2016, 15:53:09 »

*words* have indeed failed you  :P  :D
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