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Just thought I'd share this
« on: 13 June 2016, 19:26:43 »
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #1 on: 13 June 2016, 19:41:54 »

why?  ???  ;) ;)
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #2 on: 13 June 2016, 19:47:09 »
Looks shit  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 13 June 2016, 20:10:56 »
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« Reply #4 on: 13 June 2016, 20:26:16 »
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #5 on: 13 June 2016, 20:40:37 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 13 June 2016, 20:26:16
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #6 on: 13 June 2016, 20:45:02 »
Quote from: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 20:40:37
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 13 June 2016, 20:26:16
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.

Makes more sense. :D ;D ;)
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #7 on: 13 June 2016, 20:47:20 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 13 June 2016, 20:26:16
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'



It's a pretentiously tarted-up clit. So it is typically French.
Makes it even less appealing, n'cest pas?


Although its cousin the Nissan Juke is even worse.
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #8 on: 13 June 2016, 20:49:47 »
Quote from: Nick W on 13 June 2016, 20:47:20
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 13 June 2016, 20:26:16
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'



It's a pretentiously tarted-up clit. So it is typically French.
Makes it even less appealing, n'cest pas?


Although its cousin the Nissan Juke is even worse.
terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired.
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #9 on: 13 June 2016, 21:08:19 »
Quote from: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 20:40:37
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 13 June 2016, 20:26:16
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.

Fetching sounds very similar to felching. :)
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #10 on: 13 June 2016, 21:20:41 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 13 June 2016, 21:08:19
Quote from: STEMO on 13 June 2016, 20:40:37
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 13 June 2016, 20:26:16
In the TV ad Renault seems to be aiming the Captur at good looking aspiring thirty somethings.

They portray the Captur as an essential lifestyle choice for people who are part of the 'happening world'

Hmm....not sure they'd be too happy about  a whippet owning old fart from Barnsley destroying the image. :)
'Tis my young wifes, not mine. I have a an Astra estate in a rather wr fetching green.

Fetching sounds very similar to felching. :)
Yes.....and wretching.


Who's felching?
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #11 on: 13 June 2016, 21:42:48 »
STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #12 on: 13 June 2016, 22:12:42 »
That's my son out with his 'friend'.  ;D
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #13 on: 14 June 2016, 12:40:54 »
Quote from: tunnie on 13 June 2016, 21:42:48
STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4

I believe dear old STMO dropped the bonnet on the award winning Captur without removing his ballbag first. ;D

Little wonder he is such a miserable old bugger.
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Re: Just thought I'd share this
« Reply #14 on: 14 June 2016, 12:49:36 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 14 June 2016, 12:40:54
Quote from: tunnie on 13 June 2016, 21:42:48
STEMO is this you with yours? Saw it other day  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weouZMX2XI4

I believe dear old STMO dropped the bonnet on the award winning Captur without removing his ballbag first. ;D

Little wonder he is such a miserable old bugger.
My shrivelled up scrotum doesn't merit the term 'ballbag' these days. It would have just laid flat between bonnet and grille.  ;D
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