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[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Are you getting excited, Opti? Mine's coming this afternoon.

It's hard to get excited about a domestic appliance but it does seem good value for money, especially as several retailers are charging £300 plus.

Mrs Opti is less excited about my benevolent act and has started to give me that 'fu*k you look'. It could all turn nasty.

[STEMO]

Ungrateful wench. Tell her, if she's not interested in a new vacuum cleaner, her sister might be.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Ungrateful wench. Tell her, if she's not interested in a new vacuum cleaner, her sister might be.

Her sister has more 'suck' than a vac.

[STEMO]

It's arrived and I've had a quick read of the manual. It's German, therefore it has about five filters in order to maintain ze efficiency of ze product!  Motor filter, exhaust filter, hepa filter, dust filter, fluff filter...........and maybe some I've missed.
If you thought your German car was a pain in the arse, wait till you've had this little bastard to bits a thousand times.


I think perhaps a little henry may have been less hassle.

[ronnyd]

Also all of them have gutless motors thanks to the tree huggers that is the EU

[STEMO]

Also all of them have gutless motors thanks to the tree huggers that is the EU

Not this one, lifts the carpet clean off the floor.

[ronnyd]

Also all of them have gutless motors thanks to the tree huggers that is the EU

Not this one, lifts the carpet clean off the floor.

Sure it,s not old newspapers you,ve got on your floor?

[Sir Tigger KC]

Also all of them have gutless motors thanks to the tree huggers that is the EU

Not this one, lifts the carpet clean off the floor.

Sure it,s not old newspapers you,ve got on your floor?

Sawdust! 

[STEMO]

Also all of them have gutless motors thanks to the tree huggers that is the EU

Not this one, lifts the carpet clean off the floor.

Sure it,s not old newspapers you,ve got on your floor?

Sawdust! 

Nice warm sawdust, though 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

It's arrived and I've had a quick read of the manual. It's German, therefore it has about five filters in order to maintain ze efficiency of ze product!  Motor filter, exhaust filter, hepa filter, dust filter, fluff filter...........and maybe some I've missed.
If you thought your German car was a pain in the arse, wait till you've had this little bastard to bits a thousand times.


I think perhaps a little henry may have been less hassle.

I just take the filters out.

[Mister Rog]

I've been moaning like the real grumpy old git that I am about Black Bloody Friday for days, mostly bull**t

My in box is full of BF crap. One from Screwfix annouced a "special" black friday deal on a Bosch voltage detector, at exactly the same price that I paid for one about over a month ago.

However, in January I need to be in London for a few days, and also an overnight stay at Gatwick. 3 nights Travelodge in West London 2 minutes walk to a station with free car parking £98 total. Gatwick Airport Travelodge £20. So maybe NOT all BS then     

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Also all of them have gutless motors thanks to the tree huggers that is the EU

Not this one, lifts the carpet clean off the floor.

It does well for a paltry 700w.

We also have a Miele with a a 2000w motor.

[Marks DTM Calib]

I thought Black Friday was Robinson Crusoe's mate? 

[Doctor Gollum]

I thought Black Friday was Robinson Crusoe's mate? 

Only in the remake...

Originally Man Friday iirc

[BazaJT]

So how come black Friday now lasts at least a week?Is there not a clue in the title as to how long it should last?