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[78bex]

The conversation in the car went something like this
swmbo : Ohh she`s being naughty
Me : Uhh 
swmbo : She`s taken another one
Me : who has 
swmbo : In the back of the  blue car
Me : what about it 
swmbo : Bit chilly for that if you ask me
Me : 
swmbo : I wouldn`t dare do that, she`s being very naughty (giggling)
Me : Hang on, so there`s a woman in the back of a blue car being very naughty 
swmbo : oh she`s stopped doing it now (giggling)
swmbo : You know, selfies .......naughty selfies.
Me : Long good think & CLANG    that`s the penny dropping.
Swmbo : got it now, she must be messaging her man (even more giggling)
Me : well I think it`s outrageous, we passed that car already  didn`t we 
 

[STEMO]

As long as she wasn't driving....perfectly normal...move along now....

[zirk]

No the Monkey was driving,

[YZ250]

No the Monkey was driving,

Was she spanking the monkey?   

[biggriffin]

I could tell you things I've seen on the roads, would make you think, seeing a lady, trying to kiss a gentleman's sausage, is not unusual,. Or seeing a monkey being spanked, beared oysters being rubbed, lady or gentleman's bits being shown,..
Then there's texting, eating, making tea, putting on makeup. I do miss the old buses/coaches when girls were  :)going on hen weekends or coming home from the races, and flashing bits out the back windows.

[Doctor Gollum]

WOT no video...

[Bigron]

Then there's that story on Drivetime a few years back about this Yank who bought a Winnebago campervan, and after travelling a whilke he felt thirsty so he climbed into the back to make himself a cup of coffee.
When they dragged him out of the ditch, greasy-side up, and asked him why he left the wheel, he replied "Well, I thought it was ok - they told me in the showroom that it was an automatic van"!
Worse than that: he subsequently sued Winnebago for not telling him that it wouldn't drive itself and for causing personal injury and wrecnded his money, replaced the van and had all future production vehicle fitted with an appropriate warning notice!
Only in America?.....

Ron.

[TheBoy]

I nearly fell off the bike when 3, well endowed, young lasses bared all and pressed them against the glass of the services above the M1 at Newport Pagnell.

The next week, they'd painted the windows, presumably to prevent reoccurance

[ozzycat]

  im jealous im never tha :ot lucky

[the alarming man]

well a couple of years ago I was on nights and driving into Maidstone (about 2 am sunday morning) when two girls jumped from behind a tree bearing all to see ....nearly ran myself off the road  

[Nick W]

Back in the mists of time when we were nineteen, I got a phonecall from a friend at about 09:00 - can you pick me up from the hospital?
When I got there he had two black eyes, and some paperwork detailing how to recognise a bad concussion. His explanation of the er, incident? Just after she swallowed, I looked up to see the car hit the lamppost
It was her car too

[Shackeng]

Taxied in to a stand at JFK, Captain's girlfriend was waiting level with the flight deck windows in arrivals hall, and treated us by opening her fur coat to show him his dinner.
Happy mammeries memories.

[biggriffin]

Back in the mists of time when we were nineteen, I got a phonecall from a friend at about 09:00 - can you pick me up from the hospital?
When I got there he had two black eyes, and some paperwork detailing how to recognise a bad concussion. His explanation of the er, incident? Just after she swallowed, I looked up to see the car hit the lamppost
It was her car too

[highlight did he marry her highlight]

Taxied in to a stand at JFK, Captain's girlfriend was waiting level with the flight deck windows in arrivals hall, and treated us by opening her fur coat to show him his dinner.
Happy mammeries memories.

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