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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #15 on: 29 July 2008, 23:08:35 »
Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  :(

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #16 on: 29 July 2008, 23:08:52 »
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.....Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN !!

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What???? I heard that when I was 5 ::)


And me and I think I am even older than you ............ :-[ :-[ :-[

No think about it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #17 on: 29 July 2008, 23:08:55 »
Yep thats a very old joke markie  :y
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #18 on: 29 July 2008, 23:10:14 »
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Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  :(

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT

good one, got any really good ones
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #19 on: 29 July 2008, 23:11:23 »
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Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  Sad

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT


did you see the story on the page opposite? guy fell asleep at an Indian Restaurant.........doctor says he slipped into a Korma.....


sorry  ::)
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #20 on: 29 July 2008, 23:12:52 »
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Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  Sad

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT


did you see the story on the page opposite? guy fell asleep at an Indian Restaurant.........doctor says he slipped into a Korma.....


sorry  ::)

dont be it was a good one
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #21 on: 29 July 2008, 23:13:40 »
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Was reading in the news today about the guy that drowned in a bowl of Museli  Sad

He got pulled under by a strong CURRANT


did you see the story on the page opposite? guy fell asleep at an Indian Restaurant.........doctor says he slipped into a Korma.....


sorry  ::)

dont be it was a good one

Are you havin a laugh they were terrible :P
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #22 on: 29 July 2008, 23:15:05 »
come on Loo-knee - you LOVED the star wars gag?  ;)
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #23 on: 29 July 2008, 23:15:25 »
Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #24 on: 29 July 2008, 23:17:45 »
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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

Sounds good james! W hat is it? I'm intrigued!!! :D
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #25 on: 29 July 2008, 23:18:25 »
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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #26 on: 29 July 2008, 23:19:43 »
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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

Sounds good james! W hat is it? I'm intrigued!!! :D

Tell you what - Let Jimbob come to amsterdam with me for the weekend, and I'll tell him to bring you one back :P ;D
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #27 on: 29 July 2008, 23:20:22 »
Is it a Thermos? :D
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #28 on: 29 July 2008, 23:20:51 »
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Is it a Thermos? :D

I wasn't aware that Thermos flasks were battery operated? ::)
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Re: I'm bored
« Reply #29 on: 29 July 2008, 23:21:12 »
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Don't talk about Ann summers - she still hasn't opened the little (or not so little) surprise I bought her back from the De Wallen area of Amsterdam...... ;D

Sounds good james! W hat is it? I'm intrigued!!! :D

Tell you what - Let 'Mr Farty Bum-Whistle' come to amsterdam with me for the weekend, and I'll tell him to bring you one back :P ;D

Deal! It better be good! :D
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