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plym ian

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And the darwin award goes to.....
« on: 12 May 2017, 16:30:41 »
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Re: And the darwin award goes to.....
« Reply #1 on: 12 May 2017, 16:36:18 »
That's the one flaw with trains, really. If they could swerve it wouldn't have missed the self-abuser. ::)
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Re: And the darwin award goes to.....
« Reply #2 on: 12 May 2017, 17:17:33 »
What an idiot :o

It is to be hoped British Rail ( see what I did there) adapt the gates with razor wire :y
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Re: And the darwin award goes to.....
« Reply #3 on: 12 May 2017, 19:37:56 »
He,s not a real cyclist, he,s just a tw*t who happens to use a bike to get around. :y
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Re: And the darwin award goes to.....
« Reply #4 on: 12 May 2017, 19:46:39 »
Well some people are too important/their business too urgent to be delayed by a little thing like a train :-X
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Re: And the darwin award goes to.....
« Reply #5 on: 12 May 2017, 20:12:49 »
Perhaps he was just flagging down the train to get a lift.  He obviously didn't realise it was a non-stopping service ::) ::)  ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: And the darwin award goes to.....
« Reply #6 on: 13 May 2017, 08:51:08 »
Not a Darwin contender, as the train missed.

You have to die to be a Darwin contender ;)
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Re: And the darwin award goes to.....
« Reply #7 on: 13 May 2017, 09:00:38 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 13 May 2017, 08:51:08
Not a Darwin contender, as the train missed.

You have to die to be a Darwin contender ;)
He has probably also bred, rendering his stupidity into the next generation of imbeciles. Evolution can be a slow process sometimes...
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