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[BazaJT]

Just been watching an instalment of the programme Cash Cowboys[they're Canadian pickers]They visited a bloke who has a load of Wetern TV and film memorabilia and picked up a product which had a caricature of John Wayne on the wrapper and the slogan "It's rough,It's tough,It's True Grit"It was ......a roll of toilet paper

[Diamond Black Geezer]

Sorry, lad, but I found that post a tad abrasive. 

[Doctor Gollum]

Sorry, lad, but I found that post a tad abrasive. 

Nowt that won't wipe off

[Rods2]

Just been watching an instalment of the programme Cash Cowboys[they're Canadian pickers]They visited a bloke who has a load of Wetern TV and film memorabilia and picked up a product which had a caricature of John Wayne on the wrapper and the slogan "It's rough,It's tough,It's True Grit"It was ......a roll of toilet paper

You can't trust those OOF swear filters, Sh now changed to Gr.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As kids we used Izal. It came in single sheets and was useless for the required purpose.

[Viral_Jim]

I remember my parents talking about that once. Was that the stuff that was a bit like baking paper? 

[Doctor Gollum]

Exactly like baking paper, only rough

[Kevin Wood]

As kids we used Izal. It came in single sheets and was useless for the required purpose.

Whenever we needed tracing paper at school we got sent off to the khahzee for some Izal.

It was tap all use for anything else.

[Rods2]

As kids we used Izal. It came in single sheets and was useless for the required purpose.

Important Royal court job m'lud being the official servant that wiped the King's/Queen's harris after they had been. You can't be as rich as you let on if you can't afford a servant dedicated to such an important task, using the finest oriental lotions, cotton and silk cloth for that fashionable polished look popular amongst the landed nobility.

Indeed there is a retired Scoucer on this very website, who has all the relevant qualifications and experience for this job. It is your 'lucky' day as I have heard from a very reliable source that he will do such rewarding work for 'next to nothing'.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As kids we used Izal. It came in single sheets and was useless for the required purpose.

Whenever we needed tracing paper at school we got sent off to the khahzee for some Izal.

It was tap all use for anything else.

Yep...made excellent tracing and greaseproof paper. Exactly 'not' what you need to wipe away runny stools.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

As kids we used Izal. It came in single sheets and was useless for the required purpose.

Important Royal court job m'lud being the official servant that wiped the King's/Queen's harris after they had been. You can't be as rich as you let on if you can't afford a servant dedicated to such an important task, using the finest oriental lotions, cotton and silk cloth for that fashionable polished look popular amongst the landed nobility.

Indeed there is a retired Scoucer on this very website, who has all the relevant qualifications and experience for this job. It is your 'lucky' day as I have heard from a very reliable source that he will do such rewarding work for 'next to nothing'.

Being retired would assume a job of some sort previously. Are you sure this chap is a proper scouser?

[STEMO]

If you're referring to me, it's not my fault I haven't worked for forty years. I am a hanger of child murderers by trade, and there doesn't seem to be many openings at the moment.

[STEMO]

And I do wish that druggie Rods would explain what a scoucer is 

[omegod]

Izal is still in use in Greece, well it was in Crete airport last I returned home from there with a dose of the Trots 

[STEMO]

Izal is still in use in Greece, well it was in Crete airport last I returned home from there with a dose of the Trots 

Izal and a dose of the shits is not a desirable combination.