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[Sir Tigger KC]

I'm 65 in a couple of weeks currently the oldest serving officer on my specialist unit, took partial retirement at 60 & love it providing I can keep my fitness levels at their present standard & pass my self defence refresher every year I intend staying till 2022 but as we all know the grim reaper has his list & you cannot alter your place in the queue.😀

He always gets his man.

Not always.  He came and had a look at me a few years ago, but whether he missed with the scythe or decided not to swing it I don't know. 

I'm still here to tell the tale which is what counts! 

He'll be back.

Yep, but having met the Grim Reaper I know he's nothing to worry about. 

It's the circumstances under which he arrives.... 

Anyway he'll be round yours for a cuppa before he bothers me again. 

He came for me 20 years ago. I'm from 'the other side'.

You bat for the other side? I'm deeply shocked. 

Maybe Lord Opti is the Grim Reaper!    The Dark Lord.... 

After all he's always predicting peoples imminent demises. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm 65 in a couple of weeks currently the oldest serving officer on my specialist unit, took partial retirement at 60 & love it providing I can keep my fitness levels at their present standard & pass my self defence refresher every year I intend staying till 2022 but as we all know the grim reaper has his list & you cannot alter your place in the queue.😀

He always gets his man.

Not always.  He came and had a look at me a few years ago, but whether he missed with the scythe or decided not to swing it I don't know. 

I'm still here to tell the tale which is what counts! 

He'll be back.

Yep, but having met the Grim Reaper I know he's nothing to worry about. 

It's the circumstances under which he arrives.... 

Anyway he'll be round yours for a cuppa before he bothers me again. 

He came for me 20 years ago. I'm from 'the other side'.

You bat for the other side? I'm deeply shocked. 

Maybe Lord Opti is the Grim Reaper!    The Dark Lord.... 

After all he's always predicting peoples imminent demises. 

My secret is out.

I'll be coming to you (for you) a week today.

Be ready.  

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'm 65 in a couple of weeks currently the oldest serving officer on my specialist unit, took partial retirement at 60 & love it providing I can keep my fitness levels at their present standard & pass my self defence refresher every year I intend staying till 2022 but as we all know the grim reaper has his list & you cannot alter your place in the queue.😀

He always gets his man.

Not always.  He came and had a look at me a few years ago, but whether he missed with the scythe or decided not to swing it I don't know. 

I'm still here to tell the tale which is what counts! 

He'll be back.

Yep, but having met the Grim Reaper I know he's nothing to worry about. 

It's the circumstances under which he arrives.... 

Anyway he'll be round yours for a cuppa before he bothers me again. 

He came for me 20 years ago. I'm from 'the other side'.

You bat for the other side? I'm deeply shocked. 

Maybe Lord Opti is the Grim Reaper!    The Dark Lord.... 

After all he's always predicting peoples imminent demises. 

My secret is out.

I'll be coming to you (for you) a week today.

Be ready.

I think it's more likely that you are a junior admin assistant in the Department of Grim Reaping! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I'm 65 in a couple of weeks currently the oldest serving officer on my specialist unit, took partial retirement at 60 & love it providing I can keep my fitness levels at their present standard & pass my self defence refresher every year I intend staying till 2022 but as we all know the grim reaper has his list & you cannot alter your place in the queue.😀

He always gets his man.

Not always.  He came and had a look at me a few years ago, but whether he missed with the scythe or decided not to swing it I don't know. 

I'm still here to tell the tale which is what counts! 

He'll be back.

Yep, but having met the Grim Reaper I know he's nothing to worry about. 

It's the circumstances under which he arrives.... 

Anyway he'll be round yours for a cuppa before he bothers me again. 

He came for me 20 years ago. I'm from 'the other side'.

You bat for the other side? I'm deeply shocked. 

Maybe Lord Opti is the Grim Reaper!    The Dark Lord.... 

After all he's always predicting peoples imminent demises. 

My secret is out.

I'll be coming to you (for you) a week today.

Be ready.

I think it's more likely that you are a junior admin assistant in the Department of Grim Reaping! 

Such a  lack of respect means I will make sure my scythe is super sharp.

[Sir Tigger KC]

I'm 65 in a couple of weeks currently the oldest serving officer on my specialist unit, took partial retirement at 60 & love it providing I can keep my fitness levels at their present standard & pass my self defence refresher every year I intend staying till 2022 but as we all know the grim reaper has his list & you cannot alter your place in the queue.😀

He always gets his man.

Not always.  He came and had a look at me a few years ago, but whether he missed with the scythe or decided not to swing it I don't know. 

I'm still here to tell the tale which is what counts! 

He'll be back.

Yep, but having met the Grim Reaper I know he's nothing to worry about. 

It's the circumstances under which he arrives.... 

Anyway he'll be round yours for a cuppa before he bothers me again. 

He came for me 20 years ago. I'm from 'the other side'.

You bat for the other side? I'm deeply shocked. 

Maybe Lord Opti is the Grim Reaper!    The Dark Lord.... 

After all he's always predicting peoples imminent demises. 

My secret is out.

I'll be coming to you (for you) a week today.

Be ready.

I think it's more likely that you are a junior admin assistant in the Department of Grim Reaping! 

Such a  lack of respect means I will make sure my scythe is super sharp.

Thanks.  Quick and painless.  That's how I like my death! 

[Doctor Gollum]

I'm 65 in a couple of weeks currently the oldest serving officer on my specialist unit, took partial retirement at 60 & love it providing I can keep my fitness levels at their present standard & pass my self defence refresher every year I intend staying till 2022 but as we all know the grim reaper has his list & you cannot alter your place in the queue.😀

He always gets his man.

Not always.  He came and had a look at me a few years ago, but whether he missed with the scythe or decided not to swing it I don't know. 

I'm still here to tell the tale which is what counts! 

He'll be back.

Yep, but having met the Grim Reaper I know he's nothing to worry about. 

It's the circumstances under which he arrives.... 

Anyway he'll be round yours for a cuppa before he bothers me again. 

He came for me 20 years ago. I'm from 'the other side'.

You bat for the other side? I'm deeply shocked. 

Maybe Lord Opti is the Grim Reaper!    The Dark Lord.... 

After all he's always predicting peoples imminent demises. 

My secret is out.

I'll be coming to you (for you) a week today.

Be ready.

I think it's more likely that you are a junior admin assistant in the Department of Grim Reaping! 

Such a  lack of respect means I will make sure my scythe is a soup spoon

Fixed... 

[dave the builder]

He used a soup spoon last attempt   

[Doctor Gollum]

He used a soup spoon last attempt   

Clearly forgot to lick it first

[Mr Skrunts]

Jan-Michael Vincent R.I.P.

Used to love watching Airwolf.

[Doctor Gollum]

Jan-Michael Vincent R.I.P.

Used to love watching Airwolf.

Sad, but not a surprise, he was a complete wreck

[dave the builder]

Who's going to fly Airwolf and catch them american baddies 

[2boxerdogs]

He certainly didn't look great when I googled him 74 he looked about a 174, airwolf was good though.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Who's going to fly Airwolf and catch them american baddies 

A job for 'the Hoff'

[Migv6 le Frog Fan]

Charlie Whiting, F1 race director. In Melbourne for the opening race of the season, and died of a Pulmonary embolism.
Only 66. 
My mother died of the same thing at 68.

[2boxerdogs]

Charlie Whiting, F1 race director. In Melbourne for the opening race of the season, and died of a Pulmonary embolism.
Only 66. 
My mother died of the same thing at 68.

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I'm 65 in a weeks time letter came a few days ago for a pulmonary check , routine because of my age going for it on Monday one of the biggest killers for males over 60.