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Fcek knows
« on: 24 October 2017, 20:28:24 »
Still, made for an entertaining evening sat in a car park in Winslow!
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #1 on: 24 October 2017, 20:53:14 »
Not sure I want to know why you were sat in a car park all night.  ::)  ;D
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #2 on: 24 October 2017, 23:16:56 »
In Winslow of all places.  :D
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #3 on: 25 October 2017, 00:14:28 »
Romantic evening with Mrs TB watching a scenic Western sunset over a grubby rusting chemical works belching out pollution? ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #4 on: 25 October 2017, 19:44:38 »
Quote from: Rods2 on 25 October 2017, 00:14:28
Romantic evening with Mrs TB watching a scenic Western sunset over a grubby rusting chemical works belching out pollution? ::) ::) ::)
Winslow is about as rural a town can be...
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #5 on: 25 October 2017, 19:52:03 »
Quote from: tunnie on 24 October 2017, 20:53:14
Not sure I want to know why you were sat in a car park all night.  ::)  ;D

Dogging. :)
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #6 on: 25 October 2017, 19:57:16 »
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2017, 19:52:03
Quote from: tunnie on 24 October 2017, 20:53:14
Not sure I want to know why you were sat in a car park all night.  ::)  ;D

Dogging. :)
I was on my own. Whats that called. ;D


The emergency chips from the local chippy didn't settle too well. I was on the potty in the middle of the night, what a mess  :-[
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #7 on: 25 October 2017, 21:45:04 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 25 October 2017, 19:57:16
Quote from: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 October 2017, 19:52:03
Quote from: tunnie on 24 October 2017, 20:53:14
Not sure I want to know why you were sat in a car park all night.  ::)  ;D

Dogging. :)
I was on my own. Whats that called. ;D


The emergency chips from the local chippy didn't settle too well. I was on the potty in the middle of the night, what a mess  :-[

Falling in a barrel of tits and coming out sucking my thumb moment? ::) :o ;D
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #8 on: 26 October 2017, 09:53:22 »
Obviously, I'd love to say I was with a group of nubile young virgins, but sadly both active servers went unresponsive, so was fixing that instead :(
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #9 on: 27 October 2017, 14:24:52 »
Looks like the virgins have been kept waiting again. ::)

"This page cannot be displayed because Hamster say "MEH". Please try again later when TheBoy has returned to kick its @rse."

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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #10 on: 27 October 2017, 14:32:22 »


Or it/they were on strike?  :D
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #11 on: 27 October 2017, 15:33:24 »
"'is no Rat, is Siberian Hamster. Only one in shop. He make special price.." ;D
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #12 on: 27 October 2017, 18:58:35 »
Ten musz jest schmazny...
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #13 on: 28 October 2017, 10:24:37 »
Yesterday's snafu was unrelated to the recent hypervisor instability we've been plagued by. It was a simple capacity issue on the primary database - it ran out of space.

I was tucked up in bed when the 15% left alert was sent, by the time I got up, it was full, and the database trashed :(
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Re: Fcek knows
« Reply #14 on: 29 October 2017, 01:31:09 »
Quote from: TheBoy on 28 October 2017, 10:24:37
Yesterday's snafu was unrelated to the recent hypervisor instability we've been plagued by. It was a simple capacity issue on the primary database - it ran out of space.

I was tucked up in bed when the 15% left alert was sent, by the time I got up, it was full, and the database trashed :(

Full database, anyone would think there was a hot political thread with everybody dissing back & forth. ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D Except that was after your SNAFU. :-[ :-[ :-[
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