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MadMark73

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Another joke.
« on: 09 August 2008, 22:49:42 »
It seems that we are having a joke related evening so heres another.
Hope you like it. ;D ;D ;D


Little Amy was asleep in class, so the teacher decided to try to catch her out and asks 'tell me Amy, who created the universe?'.

When Amy didn't stir her friend little Johnny jabbed her in the back with a pen.

'GOD ALMIGHTY!' shouted Amy.

A little later the teacher asks her 'who is our savior?'.

Johnny once again prods her with a pen and Amy shouts 'JESUS CHRIST!'

The teacher was determined to catch her asleep and asks 'what did Eve say to Adam after she had their 23rd child?'

Johnny again comes to the rescue and jabs Amy who screams

'IF YOU STICK THAT F##KING THING IN ME ONCE MORE, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE!!!!'.

The teacher fainted.
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Re: Another joke.
« Reply #1 on: 09 August 2008, 22:51:45 »
I have read one befor but still makes me laugh :y
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Re: Another joke.
« Reply #2 on: 09 August 2008, 22:52:44 »
I likes it.  Funny   ;D ;D ;D ;D  The old allways are.  :y
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