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[iggy21uk]

12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV  

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1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.'

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - 'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'

5. US PGA Commentator - 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...... Oh my god !! What have I just said??'

6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'

7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'

9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on 'Look North' said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. '

10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on 'Sky Sports': 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'

11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there. They're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.'

12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny; other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'

13. Commentator at Hickstead on Princess Anne's winning ride: 'She's pulled it off. He's given her the best ride she's ever had.'

[albitz]

superb

[Andy B]

Can't remember the cricket commentator but I liked:-
The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy      

[Vamps]

 

[HNO3GOH]

Very good

[Andy B]

Or ......
 A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,

'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?      

[The Red Baron]

  brill

[FRE07962128]

Absolutely brilliant Iggy, especially No. 7 for me!!!!

[Elite Pete]

  Excellent, No3 for me

[Chopsdad]

World class  

[shyboy]

Can't remember the cricket commentator but I liked:-
The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willy      

Shame on you Andy! Brian Johnston, finest TV and radio commentator ever.
Try to get the tape (CD) of his career 'best moments'. It's great fun, especially when Jonathan Agnew told him that a batsman who had broken his stumps by falling and trying to jump over them  'couldn't quite get his leg over'. Brian Johnston's reactions are classic.
Bill.

[Jimbob]

Ljay just asked me for an example of a double-entendre.......


So I gave her one  

[waspy]

All very good, but No 3  

[Andy B]

....
Shame on you Andy! Brian Johnston, finest TV and radio commentator ever.
Try to get the tape (CD) of his career 'best moments'. It's great fun, especially when Jonathan Agnew told him that a batsman who had broken his stumps by falling and trying to jump over them  'couldn't quite get his leg over'. Brian Johnston's reactions are classic.
Bill.

Yes! He's the one.   I'll pay penance tonight putting my new water pump on my car.  

[Debs.]

What about Murray Walker`s comment:
"Barry Sheene`s pushing his nose up "so and so`s?" [size=8](race competitor`s name)[/size] bottom!"