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[STEMO]

Saw a fella running around with a camera, but didn't realise he was from the local newspaper

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Barnsley whippet.

Looks like you've been feeding it too much. Should be far more skinny and far less hairy.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

....and what the f*uck is it wearing?

I believe they come with fur to keep out the cold.

[STEMO]

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy.

[STEMO]

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy.

She is a bitch.


My dog, that is. 

[Shackeng]

Lovely looking dog Steve.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy.

She is a bitch.


My dog, that is. 

Whatever it's gender it doesn't look fierce enough to deter the 7 foot black man when he breaks in to steal your television.  

[STEMO]

Doesn't keep them dry, though, and a wet dog is a very smelly thing to have in the house.

You'll turn that mutt into a nancy boy.

She is a bitch.


My dog, that is. 

Whatever it's gender it doesn't look fierce enough to deter the 7 foot black man when he breaks in to steal your television.

Black man? In Barnsley? The mines closed in the 90's, and they were the only black men round here.

[STEMO]

Lovely looking dog Steve.

She comes with the house. You sure you don't wanna swap? 

[Shackeng]

Lovely looking dog Steve.

She comes with the house. You sure you don't wanna swap? 

Tempting... but still no.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

If your dog had a thought bubble coming out of it's head it would say....." want some do ya? well bring it on asshole I ain't backing down"

[STEMO]

If your dog had a thought bubble coming out of it's head it would say....." want some do ya? well bring it on asshole I ain't backing down"

She does look a bit peeved 
She's usually more calm looking (if a bit mucky  )

[aaronjb]

I count seven things in that picture that would last about five minutes within mouth-reach of Diesel - and no, the dog isn't one of them

[STEMO]

I count seven things in that picture that would last about five minutes within mouth-reach of Diesel - and no, the dog isn't one of them

She's not a proper dog, as you can see. If you throw a ball, she ignores it. If you try to play rough with her toys, she goes and hides.