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Blonde Mortician
« on: 14 August 2008, 20:43:49 »

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked  nice.' 'So  I just chopped off their heads and swapped them over!'  
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Re: Blonde Mortician
« Reply #1 on: 14 August 2008, 20:46:22 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blonde Mortician
« Reply #2 on: 14 August 2008, 20:50:49 »

I wasn't expecting the last line  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 14 August 2008, 20:51:20 »

I was'nt expecting that!!!!!! ;D [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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Re: Blonde Mortician
« Reply #4 on: 14 August 2008, 21:17:44 »

I didn't see that coming either!
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« Reply #5 on: 14 August 2008, 21:24:36 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Blonde Mortician
« Reply #6 on: 14 August 2008, 21:24:36 »

Sorry to say I am sick enough that I did see that coming  :-[

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« Reply #7 on: 14 August 2008, 21:28:10 »

 :y Dead funny! ;D
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Re: Blonde Mortician
« Reply #8 on: 14 August 2008, 21:28:47 »

Never expected thatt.  Excellent.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 14 August 2008, 21:30:11 »

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:y Dead funny! ;D


I thought so too, laughed my head off!  ::)

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« Reply #10 on: 14 August 2008, 21:31:58 »

i like it  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #11 on: 14 August 2008, 22:03:38 »

Now that was funny ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #12 on: 14 August 2008, 22:32:00 »

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I didn't see that coming either!

Nor did the guys in suits !!!
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