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Botty Burps
« on: 19 August 2008, 00:33:34 »
I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!
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Re: Botty Burps
« Reply #1 on: 19 August 2008, 00:37:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D

I've been there.

However, last night, when filling up the MV6 with LPG the filler nozzle "let rip" a little more than normal during removal and apparently the stench was such that I wouldn't be able to match it.

I love a challenge. ;D

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Re: Botty Burps
« Reply #2 on: 19 August 2008, 00:50:44 »
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;D ;D ;D

I've been there.

However, last night, when filling up the MV6 with LPG the filler nozzle "let rip" a little more than normal during removal and apparently the stench was such that I wouldn't be able to match it.

I love a challenge. ;D

Kevin

Certainly wouldnt like to put a match to anything that let rip near you then.   :-/
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« Reply #3 on: 19 August 2008, 00:53:07 »
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« Reply #4 on: 19 August 2008, 00:57:20 »
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).

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« Reply #5 on: 19 August 2008, 01:02:03 »
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).

Thanks.  Made me feel a whole load better.  Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!

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« Reply #6 on: 19 August 2008, 01:08:12 »
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).

Thanks.  Made me feel a whole load better.  Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!


Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y
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« Reply #7 on: 19 August 2008, 01:11:43 »
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).

Thanks.  Made me feel a whole load better.  Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!


Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y

Point taken.   ;)

Just hope C is not catching.  Me and her are currently on round 2 of the chemo/radiotherapy thing after thinking we had it licked 3 years ago....   :-[
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).

Thanks.  Made me feel a whole load better.  Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!


Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y

Point taken.   ;)

Just hope C is not catching.  Me and her are currently on round 2 of the chemo/radiotherapy thing after thinking we had it licked 3 years ago....   :-[

I will let you know on Thursday, either Ok to carry on or.............stuffed. :(
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« Reply #9 on: 19 August 2008, 01:15:34 »
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).

Thanks.  Made me feel a whole load better.  Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!


Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y

Point taken.   ;)

Just hope C is not catching.  Me and her are currently on round 2 of the chemo/radiotherapy thing after thinking we had it licked 3 years ago....   :-[

Its a hard thing too deal with but lets hope its gone once and for all this time... :y
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I really have no idea what is currently reacting with my system tonight but my botty burps are both a) numerous and b) particularly noxious, even to my trained nose...

So much so that she has gone to bed early and forbade me to follow for at least such a time as I am empty of methane...  Is this a woman thing in general or particular only to some??

She knows only too much how I enjoy the luxury of a marital duvet sauna!!

First sign my dad had cancer was the vomit inducing wind he kept passing...then the blood when having a poo (assumed it was hairy grapes).

Thanks.  Made me feel a whole load better.  Just glad I fail the latter diagnostic, Doc!!


Well ya can never be too carefull...if we had acted on his unusualy smelly passings he might not have died. :y

Point taken.   ;)

Just hope C is not catching.  Me and her are currently on round 2 of the chemo/radiotherapy thing after thinking we had it licked 3 years ago....   :-[

I will let you know on Thursday, either Ok to carry on or.............stuffed. :(

Heres hoping it works out grand.....  ;)
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I will let you know on Thursday, either Ok to carry on or.............stuffed.

My thoughts go out to all concerned.

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Re: Botty Burps
« Reply #12 on: 19 August 2008, 10:22:55 »
try working with 20 blokes who are all eating liver and bacon thats 2 for the price of 1 in tescos. or rustlers burgers. weve only got a microwave at work. its like working in a sewer. saying that theres some friggin big rats about at 2am, thank god for racking  ;D ;D
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« Reply #13 on: 19 August 2008, 10:50:03 »
SWMBO gives as good as she gets in this department :o  ::)
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« Reply #14 on: 19 August 2008, 11:58:21 »
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SWMBO gives as good as she gets in this department :o  ::)

Snap! :'(
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