Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[STEMO]

The roads have got enough cars towing pikey wagons. The last thing we need is more pikey wagons towing cars. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

The roads have got enough cars towing pikey wagons. The last thing we need is more pikey wagons towing cars. 

It gets worse. Most pikey wagons run on derv, which kills all the black babies in Africa.

[STEMO]

The roads have got enough cars towing pikey wagons. The last thing we need is more pikey wagons towing cars. 

It gets worse. Most pikey wagons run on derv, which kills all the black babies in Africa.

Wrong.......again. Diesel particulates pollute the immediate area. CO2 from petrol engines cause global warming and kill everything. And your huge petrol engine, coupled with the shit your other ugly car kicks out, are doing more than most to ensure the deaths of black babies. 

[STEMO]

That's why my wife pays £30 per annum to tax her diesel astra, and you pay over a grand for your two planet killers.

[biggriffin]

I bet Tilbo is welling up at all the worry you guys have for him!   

. 


With £400,000 coming our way I'm very worried.
😀😁😂

.......plus the £14000 you recently won.

Life must be a real bitch at the moment.....

Tilbo's best friends at the moment with HMRC, maybe the lord should advise on some wealth avoidance schemes, I hear laptops and old Vauxhall's are good taxable write offs.

[2boxerdogs]

I bet Tilbo is welling up at all the worry you guys have for him!   

. 


With £400,000 coming our way I'm very worried.
😀😁😂

.......plus the £14000 you recently won.

Life must be a real bitch at the moment.....

.


Opti there is no end to it at the moment just collected £218.00 on our lotto tickets , just wish I had this run of luck 40 years ago.😀

[dave the builder]

I bet Tilbo is welling up at all the worry you guys have for him!   

. 


With £400,000 coming our way I'm very worried.
😀😁😂

.......plus the £14000 you recently won.

Life must be a real bitch at the moment.....

Tilbo's best friends at the moment with HMRC, maybe the lord should advise on some wealth avoidance schemes, I hear laptops and old Vauxhall's are good taxable write offs.

Indeed 
Buy another Omega Mr Tilbo
the fuel bill alone will eat a fair chunk of any spare cash 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

I bet Tilbo is welling up at all the worry you guys have for him!   

. 


With £400,000 coming our way I'm very worried.
😀😁😂

.......plus the £14000 you recently won.

Life must be a real bitch at the moment.....

Tilbo's best friends at the moment with HMRC, maybe the lord should advise on some wealth avoidance schemes, I hear laptops and old Vauxhall's are good taxable write offs.

Hmmmm......old laptops.

[2boxerdogs]

I bet Tilbo is welling up at all the worry you guys have for him!   

. 


With £400,000 coming our way I'm very worried.
😀😁😂

.......plus the £14000 you recently won.

Life must be a real bitch at the moment.....

Tilbo's best friends at the moment with HMRC, maybe the lord should advise on some wealth avoidance schemes, I hear laptops and old Vauxhall's are good taxable write offs.

. 


Having been employed by Her Majesty for virtually all my working life I have no problems with paying my share , just hate all the bloody scroungers who sit on their arses & expect  it all handed to them on a plate.

[Andy B]

And the one thing that catches all posh weekend pikeys out is have you got the correct license class to drive it.espically if your going to put a trailer or car behind it.

I don't think that's generally a problem for most of old farts here, though I'm pretty you need a medical to retain the 7.5 ton part when you reach 70

Oi, I'm not that old

You sure? 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That's why my wife pays £30 per annum to tax her diesel astra, and you pay over a grand for your two planet killers.

Kick a man when he's down......and poor.

[STEMO]

That's why my wife pays £30 per annum to tax her diesel astra, and you pay over a grand for your two planet killers.

Kick a man when he's down......and poor.

Of course, these are two of the mantras I grew up with:
Never kick a man till he's down, and the famous biblical saying
Do unto others before they do unto you. 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

That's why my wife pays £30 per annum to tax her diesel astra, and you pay over a grand for your two planet killers.

Kick a man when he's down......and poor.

Of course, these are two of the mantras I grew up with:
Never kick a man till he's down, and the famous biblical saying
Do unto others before they do unto you. 

This would be the scouse mantra, I presume.

[tunnie]

Huge six figure inheritance and you want to go out in a motorhome!? Are you mad?

The cost alone of maintaining one, would buy a huge amount of hotels. Plus add in depreciation etc, you could spend 25% of what you would on a motorhome on a very nice car and enjoy the drive to a hotel and use the facilities there. The annual running cost of one of those things, you could pay for a hotel for 2 weeks easy.

Not many motorhomes have swimming pools, sauna's, hot tubs along with a waitress to bring you drinks. 

Better still, pop suitcase in back of your V8 Merc and take that. Fuel and hotels won't be an issue with new funds.

[scimmy_man]

we have a Landrover camper, ex ambulance converted to camper,
it means we can get off the beaten track,
3 weeks last year up to the artic circle we spent 4 nights on campsites, the rest of the time, we stayed in woodland clearings and out of the way places.