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« on: 23 August 2008, 20:03:02 »
Three women are comparing their blokes' love techniques to cars,

The first women says: Mine's like a rolls- Royce, smooth and  
sophisticated,

The second boasts: mine's like a Ferrari, fast and powerful,

' Well, mine's like an old Morris minor, sighs the third,

You have to start him by hand and jump on when he gets going....
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« Reply #1 on: 23 August 2008, 20:19:13 »
hahaha  :(
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« Reply #2 on: 23 August 2008, 20:20:53 »
Why are bloke jokes simple  :exclamation







 So woman can understand them  :) :)
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« Reply #3 on: 23 August 2008, 20:45:17 »
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Why are bloke jokes simple  :exclamation







 So woman can understand them  :) :)


Nice though but, somehow, it still doesn't work.  ;)
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 23 August 2008, 22:07:30 »
Nice one Maria.  Anymore.   ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 23 August 2008, 22:21:17 »
A nurse walks into a bank, exhausted after a long shift,
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer
out of her bag and tries to write with it,
Realising her mistake, She says to the bank clerk,
Ho, that's just great, Some arsehole got my pen!



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« Reply #6 on: 23 August 2008, 22:23:50 »
Oh Maria, yer on a run.  Please keep posting.

Theyre good one's.   ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
« Last Edit: 23 August 2008, 22:24:38 by skruntie »
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« Reply #7 on: 23 August 2008, 22:24:07 »
Loved that last one maria! ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #8 on: 23 August 2008, 22:28:39 »
Brilliant... My Daughter in Laws a Nurse she'll love that! ;D
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« Reply #9 on: 23 August 2008, 22:39:12 »
 :y :y :y ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 23 August 2008, 22:41:57 »
Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....


1  Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.

2  Dogs never expect you to Lick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.

3  Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.

4  Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.

5  Dogs' toys are cheap.


« Last Edit: 23 August 2008, 22:45:04 by Maria »
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« Reply #11 on: 23 August 2008, 22:43:43 »


Excellent.   ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #12 on: 23 August 2008, 22:44:40 »
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Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....


1  Dogs listen, They may not actually understand,but at least they listen.

2  Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.

3  Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.

4  Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.

5  Dogs' toys are cheap.




 :o :o :o :o :( :'( Shouldn't that say lick  :-/ or maybe you're right
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« Reply #13 on: 23 August 2008, 22:45:54 »
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Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....


1  Dogs listen, They may not actually understand,but at least they listen.

2  Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.

3  Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.

4  Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.

5  Dogs' toys are cheap.




 :o :o :o :o :( :'( Shouldn't that say lick  :-/ or maybe you're right


No it should say " like " i have put it right lol

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Re: Joke
« Reply #14 on: 23 August 2008, 22:46:18 »
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Five Reasons why dogs are better than men.....


1  Dogs listen, They may not actually understand, but at least they listen.

2  Dogs never expect you to kick their testicles, they are happy to do
that for themselves.

3  Dogs never blame you if they can't find things they've lost.

4  Dogs love you, whatever size or shape you are.

5  Dogs' toys are cheap.




slight typo I hope, are is James into some freaky stuff? :o
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